Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.
by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018
Get the darren bush filesmug. Darren is a weird mixture of elements. Darren’s are know to have a werid taste of humor but still tend be fun. Darren’s are known to make an abundance of mistakes and screw ups, but overtime Darren’s can adapt to there screw ups. A Darren’s natural response to argument with his homies is ether acting like a complete and utter smart ass or just turning to outta pocket shit (usually prejudice comments, though he is also a person of color 💀) to try and win the argument. Likes a lot of music, but 70s through 90s African American music always goes hard for Darren. Darren likes to spend time at home, ether playin mk with his homeboy or taking walks to the park to play frisbee.
by Dcjames November 21, 2023
Get the Darrenmug. don't you hate darren
by max is a dick March 3, 2022
Get the darrenmug. v. to darren, darrening, darrened
The act of aggressively eating without sharing and no concern for personal safety or others hunger.
The act of aggressively eating without sharing and no concern for personal safety or others hunger.
"I just Darrened that tray of tots in front of all the children. "
"Didn't you feel bad for the children? "
"No just sick to my stomach."
"Didn't you feel bad for the children? "
"No just sick to my stomach."
by wowdasnice June 7, 2022
Get the Darrenmug. by The-word-man August 23, 2022
Get the Darrenmug. 
by me da February 19, 2022
Get the Darrenmug.