dan

someone who is homosexual, usually abreviated as DG.

Drew: Colin have you seen DG lately?
Colin: Who?
Drew: Dan Gay.
Colin: Oh yeah i did. He was eating a Greek's potato woodpussy.
Drew: Ew.

by D&C January 14, 2008

dan

dan can be a nickname for danny or daniel. dan's are mostly somewhat attractive. they usually like people who are younger. dans can usually be impulsive and will do things on the spot. most dans are gingers and play baseball. they are generally nice but if you turn them down they will most likely be heart broken. dan's are usually sweet and in some cases can be creepy but they have a good heart. if you meet a dan be careful and make sure you know which kind of dan they are before you go out with them.

girl one: who do u think i have a shot with more, guy 1 or guy 2

girl two: uhh probably guy 1. he usually likes younger girls.

girl one: he's such a dan

by prettysweetwreckless December 11, 2011

dan

loves any and all attention from anyone especially girls. partly schizoid rip-off 'artist' who at first was trying to be joe, then mike, dan,now ean. maybe one day he can just be cool with not being mean and trying to sleaze on nice girls. he will punch a girl and kidnap her because he is dellusioned and thinks she needs to be punished. then let his friends be cruel to her because she wanted out of the relationship. sleazes up on skanks, especially when he's drunk. so insecure about himself and dellusional never uses condoms thinks rinsing his dick off in the sink is good enough.

dan tried to get sex from you

yeah but he's dating this girl with chronic yeast infections in chicago

by seph+k October 16, 2008

dan

dan, dahn

verb (used with object), danned, danning.

to eat, acquire food, or prepare food whilst simultaneously participating/performing in another function totally unrelated to the aforementioned sustenance.

"Yeah, George was dan(ning) during D&D this past week!"
"Please wait 15 minutes to operate heavy machinery after you've dan(ned)"
"I was just gonna dan while we had this conversation, if thats not a big deal."

by Ernest Alexander May 28, 2021

Danning

The state of being a fob, a tentacle, a dick, an asshole, and a kpop fanboy.

person1: did u c him danning yesterday.
person2: yeah he ate like 20 tentacles in one sitting.

by emknowswhodisis November 3, 2011

uncle dan dan

a very cool creepy old man that drives a tooted up escalade and screams trump 2020!

uncle dan dan looks hot :)

by that big black dude September 15, 2020

dan

the funniest cunt there is who has a bunch of mates who all think hes a right cunt, but they love him like everyone does.
usually smart he can set trends in whatever he does

dan is such a fucking gangster

dan is a cunt...but we love him

by cuntchopsfuckedyourmumragged June 15, 2010