dumptext

The act of sending a text message while taking a dump.

This is a dumptext motherfucker! How are you doing buddy?

by kennsem April 7, 2010

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jewish dumptruck.

a Jewish dumptruck is where a person takes a jew's yamacha, and shits in it, and they put it back on.

Kyle was pissed when that islam gave him a jewish dumptruck.

by COTY>< October 22, 2006

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A person;
annoyingly pathetic and incredibly tedious in nature,
branded by their colleagues as a "dumpity dump".

Causes fellow non-dumpities to go mad, due to their unbearable antics.

Typically low self-esteemed/monotone and in denial of their squareness.

Uses expressions such as
"well, I wouldn't say so!" or
"WELL I'm sorry that I forgot! Accidents happen!"
ALL OF THE TIME.

Thinks he's gaining cool-points when he mentions Van Halen! and Aerosmith! on his ipod.

Shares pointless information on the phone with you after you mention you have to go.

Has terrible table manners, clickity clanging his spoon in his cereal, slurping to his heart's delight thinking he's the only person who can hear it. Licking each finger individually (with sound included) after smacking his fucking lips during a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Slurped down by a glass of milk of course. Great!

A really big dumpity dump.

Girl1: GOD. My Step-Dad is such a dumpity dump.
Girl2: Why? Whats a dumpity..?
Girl1: .. he just is!

by d3v0 July 11, 2006

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martha dumptruck

In the flesh

Heather:Martha dumptruck in the flesh
Heather:here comes the cootie squad

by EEtheEE October 9, 2019

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Dumptruck

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a persons butt cheeks, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

n. The sound produced when performing a dumptruck.

Wouldn't you love to see Simon Cowell dumptruck Cheryl Cole?

by Westcountry Lad April 26, 2011

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