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Sleep Drone

The being that is controlled by an extremely drowsy state of mind that will turn off your alarms and answer people who try make sure you’re up in an attempt to make them go away when it’s already time to be moving.

The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
Example 1:
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.

Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1

“I am up.”
-Person 2

“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1

“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2

45min Later…

“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2

“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1

“What?”
-Person 2

“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1

I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2

“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
by SweetTeaEnthusiasts November 17, 2023
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Drone

Commonly used for a drone like the one that's flying
But...
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Flying your drone

Dad: "Quit flying your drone! You'll go blind!"
Kid: "Dad I'm over here"
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Drone pierced

When one’s erect penis spins around and slaps the shit outta someone ear causing a gash or bruise
Kyle was whipping it around when he accidentally drone pierced his girl.
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the drone phenomenon

The drone phenomenon occurs when a person starts behaving according to the best interests of a religion or nationality that is different than his own, even when they're fully aware their behavior is harmful and goes against their own personal best interests or the best interests of their religion or nationality. The drone phenomenon is a form of corruption pioneered by the Anglican and Catholic Churches. It can explain erratic behavior that would've otherwise been dismissed as having a low level of intelligence. The drone phenomenon is closely related to the phenomenon of deliberate incompetence and religious and nationalist corruption.
He or she is behaving like a mindless drone that is remotely controlled by an unknown party! We're witnessing the drone phenomenon in action.
by NartDaFart May 10, 2023
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also: drones

A: also: drones
B: hey!
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Drone

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