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double fisted masturbation

this widely known form of masturbation most commonly takes place in the shower. but can also be preformed in a locked room wit the usage of ones saliva and/or lotion (if hes lucky enough to have at the time).

if not they may use other lubrication formulas such as:

eggwash, brownie batter (without walnuts,,,self explanatory), hand sanitizer the most common household usage....acne medication AND saved jizz from a previous masturbation.
OMG! i just walked in on larry preforming the double fisted masturbation! The amateur didnt lock the door.
by the double fisters November 28, 2009
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Double Fisted Swirl

The act of putting your left fist up a womens ass and the right one up her vagina and then proceeding to swirl your fists.
1.) Last night i gave Maradeth a nasty double fisted swirl.

2.) Cindy cryed after i gave her a painful double fisted swirl.
by xxthesaintx May 7, 2009
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Double Fisted Chesty

The act of two dudes coming up beside one dude and picking him up atleast 1 foot into the air by his nipples
Double fisted chesty:

yeah dude dave and bob double fisted chestied ryan in the locker room his nipples are black now
by P Deezyfo2069 December 1, 2009
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Double Felix

Getting totally wasted while touring evets and bars with two persons named Felix. Generally a positive and memorable event.
-"Dude, I've been Double Felix last night and had to call sick at the office today."

or

-"Life is so boring sometimes, I wish can be double-felixed soon."
by reptilo February 3, 2010
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double fisted

Searched at an airport.
Getting pulled over by the police and have another cop car pull up to help search your car.
The term come from officer searching a suspect then stick there hand up the suspects ass in search of evidence.
Dude, I got pulled over then double fisted by the cops.
by Echappy November 29, 2006
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Birthday Cake Double Fuck

You know how you can now put any of your favorite photos on the frosting of birthday cakes... well the BCDF (or Birthday Cake Double Fuck) is when you have a local bakery put your favorite photo of your woman on a birthday cake. You then cut that picture out of the cake and place at the entrance of her pink hole and fuck the hell out it.
All my girlfriend wanted for her Birthday was a cake, so I got her a custom cake and later gave her the Birthday Cake Double Fuck....call me old fashion, but that's romance!
by B-Youth Turbo October 14, 2007
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Double Feature

During sex, the act of achieving two orgasms in one session.
Yo man, I totally gave that bitch a double feature last night in the parking lot!
by shad owman September 27, 2011
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