desertspoon

It's called a dessertspoon you fucking Yank!

A dessertspoon is about 2.5 times the size of a teaspoon and is used to aid in the consumption of puddings etc without fucking up one's shirt.

Women also use it for satisfaction (hence why I put it in Sex)

Uh...a spoon?

What do you want an example of? It's a fucking dessertspoon not Hume's moral non-cognitivism!

by TheBeast April 5, 2005

Desert Island

A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.

Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.

by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

Desert Eagle

Sex move. While conducting intercourse on beach (or other sandy location), male who is penetrating woman dips his penis in sand and continues the act of intercourse...as long as possible. AKA The Breaded Pork Chop.

I was beating up that sideways smile on the beach, and I actually pulled off the Desert Eagle.

by Hektor18 January 2, 2011

Desert Eagle

Sex manifested into gun form

"Being shot by a Desert Eagle is like being kicked by Chuck Norris"

"rofl i only need ma desert eagle to 0wn u n00bz on css! :p"

by superdawge September 12, 2009

Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)

A school located in So-Cal, full of a bunch of swell people who will one day make a lot of money or else end up as fry cooks in Mcdonald's.

Oh, you go to Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)?

Yeah, why.

(alkward silence)

Just askin'

by JoeSmithnotachick October 8, 2011

desert crisis

A mod for Half Life set in the future with a bajillion features like custom head selections, stunts and dynamic objectives. Much better than the inferior game of "counter strike" which is populated by 9th graders singled out for their bedwetting problems.

<Elmo85> Hey let's go play some Desert Crisis!
<bendystraw> Right on, dude!
<penisbutt> NO LETS PLAY COUNTAR STRIEK!!
*** penisbutt was kicked by Elmo85 (NO!)

by JYD September 14, 2003

desert fox

Known to most people as the nickname for Erwin Rommel, Germany's most celebrated military genius. Actually, "desert fox" is synonymous for a terribly obnoxious, domineering, psycho bitch authority figure. Also, to alert cohorts that the psycho bitch is approaching the premises, one might suddently scream (or whisper, depending on the situation)"desert fox," and then bow his head and stare at the ground.

Oppressed person #1: Did you see that look on desert fox's face earlier?

Oppressed person #2: yeah, when she was reading the announcements to everyone.

Oppressed person #3: guys! desert fox!

Oppressed persons #1 and #2: shit, let's get out of here.

by phat beat May 1, 2005