Dilf

A dilf is Paul Olden, a sexy middle aged man who is sexually attractive to young girls. Paul Olden is rare its only found in Cape Paterson.

"Gee girl that guy is a total Dilf" "Yeah a total Paul Olden!"

by RangaRangaDingDang December 4, 2018

milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)

He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal

by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024

DILF

DILF: Dad I would like to fuck. Probably buff or making attempts to be buff. Wears t-shirts one size too small, may or may not be tatted. Definitely drives an older model Land Rover. He has a baby mama but minimal drama. Typically well endowed. Is a kinky motherfucker.

I want to bang that DILF.

by MILF Nikki June 20, 2021

dilf

a dad that is hot and u wanna fuck him

"omg girl jacksons dad is a dilf!"

by pottypot January 3, 2022

DILF

Dilf: an acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck" (see Dave Grohl)

dave grohl gets better looking with age, 48 today and he's still sexy as ever. dilf!

by sexualharassmentpanda69 October 20, 2017

Dilf

Father that bangs there children

Dad:wanna dilf

Son: heck yea

by Txrboo December 29, 2019

DILF

Mr Ping, Po’s dad from Kung Fu Panda.

Person 1: Mr Ping would make a great leader of communist China
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a total DILF

by Glebcon June 25, 2020