Pen-y-Darren

Can you hear them?
The trains
They call to you
Listen to them
Join them
Become
Become one with the trains
Join The Ascension

Our one true god: Pen-y-Darren

by The Cosmic Conductor September 11, 2020

Darren

someone who simps for electronics, shoes and instagram girls

a wholesome simp that doesn't take things too far and helps anyone

basically simps for everything

omg look that him helping jessica choose shoes, he's such a darren

by bobthebeast October 30, 2020

Darren

People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.

Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross

Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard

Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...

by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 4, 2017

Darren

Darren is the type of person to get vac banned in csgo

Don't be a Darren.

by kyle is bad February 14, 2017

darren smith

He is loyal to his friends his lover and his family but he is an underrated athlete who is counted out many times but in the end proves them wrong and make it pro

Dont give up on "Darren Smith" he's gonna do big things.

by [e-mail] April 16, 2017

Darren

Darren is a dickhead who will bait the shit out of you, and will steal yo gril if you're unprepared and will give you a blowjob when he messes up. He is an intelligent but retarded piece of individual life form not discovered by men yet. And he will backseat game the shit out of your ass until you're not the one playing anymore.

"HE'S 1HP!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?" - Teammate
"I'm sorry. I thought it was on the other site." - Darren who saw 5 enemies before ditching site.

by THAT WHITE ALBINO DUDE ONLINE November 21, 2021

Darren Hayes

Darren Stanley Hayes, who is a singer, you know he is from Savage Garden has a very good voice. He's very caring and promising. Darren released 6 studio albums including Spin, Tension & The Spark, This Delicate Thing We've Made, We Are Smug, Secret Codes And Battleships. Insatiable is his famous successful song from Spin album.

Loves to play sports, doing yoga, etc..

Fans still loves him. Ofc! He is still known as a Savage Garden singer.

Fans scream: DARREN HAYES!!

by boybanders November 21, 2021