South Dakota

The state where the “y” in your wife is silent.

Oh she cheated on you,beat your kids,took all your money and snitched you out to the cops? She must be from South Dakota.

by Leogci February 11, 2019

North Dakota

The freezing hell of a state that no one wants to live in. There's literally nothing to do here. This place truly sucks, the only people who say that its okay are the ones that have never left it. Some facts about North Dakota are:

It has 8 months of winter followed by 2 weeks of spring, 3 months of summer, and 2 weeks of fall. Rinse and repeat cycle.

It only has 3 major cities, which are more like big towns than cities, Minot, Bismark, and Fargo. With little villages sprinkled on the highways.

Every single grade you have to learn about how fucking Lewis and Clark "discovered" the wester side of America. I've learn about it 4 times already, 4 FUCKING TIMESS AHHHHH.

Overall, North Dakota can go fuck itself.

Friend: What's North Dakota like?
You: so...cold....dying....please....help me....

by Dragon_Queen7878 September 19, 2020

Dakota

This girl or boy is the most rudest ugliest person ever. They will be so mean and rude to you. Don't ever trust these a dakota because they're horrible! They're really ugly and have a sour attitude. They're so ugly and fat!!!

Dakota, why are you so ugly, fat, and mean to me?!

by y/gygi.gy.hvvh.vh January 7, 2018

dakota abbott

Midget with a tiny penis.

That midget over there with a tiny penis is dakota abbott.

by Jejshdiejegwisis May 12, 2017

Dakota Hall

Someone who thinks they are black

Look at Dakota Hall trying to be black

by Wakesay Doxtator May 28, 2008

Dakota girl

This girl probably has the sweetest most juicy pussy u ever seen.

"I seen a Dakota girl last night at the club, and she was bangin."

by YoMamasBestFriend May 8, 2016

jeremy and dakota

Spectacular emotional pleasure, sheer love. Unconditional love; traveling sense and overwhelming desire to protect, experience and grow together. A true love

Jeremy and Dakota, are onto of loves mountian! Together Dakota Jeremy; genuine

by Jparr December 23, 2015