Cumpster

A mouth that never closes, or is characterized by the nonsense that spews from it...a mouth deserving a huge, sticky load.

Shut your cumpster, you fuckwit.

by Lollocaust December 3, 2007

chumpstick

1. (n.) An unseasonably gullible individual that falls for even the most outlandish of pranks and jokes.

2. (n.) The characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarrassed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned.

1. "Man, she's such a chumpstick that she even believed the story about how I met Santa Claus in Rio last March."

2. "She was so embarrassed after I pointed out how long her arms really are that two bright red chumpsticks appeared on her cheeks."

by Crystal's mom January 27, 2007

cumpassionate

adj. having strong desire to feel, see, smell and/or taste semen. usually associated with promiscuous girls, but not always.

Why does Lisa love sucking dick so much?

She's only in it for the ending, she's cumpassionate.

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 7, 2008

Cump

Noun/Verb: The act of jacking-off (To cum) whilst taking a shit (a dump).
Cum+Dump = Cump

*Different from Cleveland Steamer in that a Cleveland Steamer is performed with a partner; a cump is usually performed alone, on the toilet.

When I get home, I'm gonna take a mean-ass cump

by Mr. Human September 10, 2007

cump

to produce fecal matter that consists of seamen after the subject has undergone anal intercourse

Man, Wendy will never forget that night she cumped out my load,I suppose it was pretty hard to wipe afterward.

by Aus10 July 5, 2006

Cump Nup

A name for a girls vagina, sometimes known as a "Ghetto Vagina". Used to describe a hot girl, a skanky girl, a ugly girl or any girl in general.

Jay: (At spiderman play) Look at that girl!!
Kay: CUMP NUP!!!
Jay: Right dawwg

by JoshWithAFro July 15, 2011

cumasuffication

it is when a women dies from suffurcating on dry sperm stuck in her throat

Last night, I almost made your mom cumasufficate

by Tok Kim March 31, 2004