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crumb diver

Someone who scavenges in the carpet looking for small crumbs of meth to get high. they will fight and argue over tiny little amounts, 10 or 20 dollars worth and is likely to smoke the neck of an empty pipe when ur not looking. they are also likely to steal anything they can get their hands on.
I had a digital camera on my coffee table, but some crumb diver came by the other day and now I cant find it.
by Landincash March 3, 2011
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Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.
"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."
by Pelpy March 24, 2022
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Anus crumb

A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.
I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.
by Madmike326 April 18, 2017
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Skank Crumbs

Personal items that a booty call leaves in your room after they hurry away.
Look at these booty shorts Meg left under my bed. She's always leaving her skank crumbs all over the place.
by Goukuh January 20, 2020
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Cartel crumbs

I wasted all my money on cartel crumbs again… damn.
by Brop boy January 1, 2022
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sock crumbs

the stuff that stays on your feet after pulling off a sock
Joe looked at his feet and noticed that he had sock crumbs on his feet
by Mister_E March 13, 2010
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