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Crocodile

Typically a gay 57 year old pedophile who targets male minors, he has a preference for the ones who don’t run away and are slim enough to fit in a basement. His appearance is described by a little traumatized boy: Tall and stocky, Crocodile has broad shoulders, powerful limbs and legs, and a robust neck. His skin is faded, and while he keeps his black hair perfectly slicked back, strands often fall in front of his face during bouts. The most remarkable features are a large hook made of a durable gold alloy in lieu of his left hand and a lengthy, stitched scar that crosses his face at the bridge of his nose. His thin eyebrows rise to the middle of his deep-set, heavily-lidded eyes. This conveys a sense of suspicion and disdain in his normal facial expression. Crocodiles typically have cigars in their mouths and have a deep, soothing voice when they speak.
His outfit consists of a black suit and a dark green ascot, this matches his black pants and belt. He has a hook to grab the children in gold.
Crocodile: hey little boy wana marry me, ill pay you €3000 a night, and give you candy?

Boy: no get away from me you “crocodile”.
by Josef McDoolio March 25, 2024
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Crocodile Fact

A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.

The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.
Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)
by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020
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Crocodile tears

it means not acc crying that ur faking
Central cee: Crocodile tears u aint even crying why u swearing to God when u do not belive in Christ.
by dd_osmawifee May 28, 2024
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Crocodile Stomach

A human stomach that can eat alot of foods other people cant.
Her: How can you drink raw eggs?
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.
by SkoegangstQQpid January 16, 2023
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