the crayon fic

a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.

please don't read, im scarred for life.
"hey, have you read the crayon fic?"
"NEVER SAY THE WORD CRAYON AGAIN YOU BITCH HOE FUCKING FUCKER"
by jessinof July 22, 2017
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me crayons

DO YOU LIKE ME CRAYONS?
Don't touch ME CRAYONS!!!
by iluvthenet March 17, 2017
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Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)
Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”
by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020
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Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.
George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.
by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019
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Penny Crayon

HUUH PENNY CRAYONNNNNNN
by deeznutsmixlucy October 31, 2023
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chinese crayons

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.
Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.
by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022
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crayon buchser

crayon is sweet. she has many people who care about her. she is always there for someone and will always have your back. if crayon is your friend you don’t need to worry about her being toxic, or picking fights with you. crayon is very empathetic as well, and good with kids. sometimes crayons friends get on her nerves, but thats ok because she knows that if her friends don’t treat her right, theyre not worth her time! crayon is wonderful and uplifting. find yourself a crayon!
p1: hey have you met crayon buchser yet?
p2: no, are they nice?
p1: yea crayon is the best person i know!
by hippie6629 June 14, 2022
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