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Cradle of filth

Sheets of sacrificial toilet paper placed across the water in a public toilet to stop the water splashing up onto your ass
The toilets in the club were disgusting so had to lay a cradle of filth before I did a shit
by Marc Wins November 25, 2022
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Sexy Cradle Time

A warm embrace that resembles that of a baby in a cradle, particularly in a room full of people that are uncomfortable.
Marcy and Craig preform sexy cradle time quite often. You’ll just see them off in a corner rocking back and forth
by clapemcheeks May 6, 2022
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Cat’s in the cradle

A reference from the song “cat’s in the cradle” by Harry Chapin which might be used to describe a situation in which a person starts to give lesser time to a relationship. In case of the song it was used for a father and son situation.
Dad can you stop with the cat’s in the cradle!
by Rangreza September 29, 2022
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Twins in a cradle

Twins in a cradle is when you have two adults age 18~26 (commonly preferred to as a Maxwell and Amber) . Maxwell is 26 years of age, works with dogs. As we all know, dogs are an easy source to an 18 year olds woman’s heart. That’s the point…. Watch out. But also, Amber… The 18 year old who is open to the experience of psychedelics, will try anything. Be aware… twins in a cradle, dangerous. F*** around and find out.
This pair is really a twins in a cradle couple….. wow….
by Succubitch December 31, 2021
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wooden cradle

Coffin
Bed of death
Sleeping place for the dead
Unawakened
Arise from you wooden cradle.
by Dynamobeets February 9, 2021
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Newton’s Cradle

The act of one person slapping someone’s ass and then as the shoot forward, another tap goes to their crotch
Tom: Let’s Newton’s Cradle Jack
Harry: Ok you go round the front I’ll go round the back
by imad666 June 2, 2021
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Newton’s Cradle

A modified spit roast. One guy’s dick in the girl’s mouth, the other guy’s dick in her pussy/ass. When one guy thrusts in, the other pulls out, and vice versa, so it looks like a Newton’s Cradle.
“Man, Sally’s such a slut.”
“Yeah, she let Tom and I give her a Newton’s Cradle last night.”
by AncientPig June 9, 2021
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