concret evidence

compelling body of information or proof (resistant to facetious, punny answers involving actual "concrete") that causes one to believe that something is true

I demand concret evidence, and you better not send me photos of concrete this time.

by nochers March 1, 2021

concrete lovemaking

The act of falling of your skateboard at grave speed hitting concrete / the ground.

I'm going skateboarding hopefully no more 'concrete lovemaking' like last week my skin needs to heal.

by MarcusRaptus August 3, 2014

concrete backflipper

A real nigga. Mr. Take that risk.
Derived from the courage it takes to do backflips on concrete. First used by Kendrick Lamar in his song “Michael Jordan”.

Did you see Zach bomb that master hill? He’s a concrete backflipper!

by blackrangersixtwo April 17, 2024

concrete crashers

Large ass feet or shoes like fucking giant

person one: GAWDDDD DAYUM LOOK AT HIS FEET

person two: OH NAWW HE GOT THEM CONCRETE CRASHERS ONG 💀 BRO MAKES THE GROUND SHAKE EVERY STEP HE TAKES

by stinkabutt 😁🫶🏾 September 22, 2022

Concrete dyke

Adj. A concrete dyke is a woman (Undefined, apparently) who's attracted to other women, while having the appearance of an experienced male concrete worker(hence the expression), or a tattoo'ed biker and having the attraction of males similar to a dumpster fire. Usually a social individual, surrounding itself with other of the same species, it will hunt both in herds of smaller numbers. Typical prey consists of Baconators, smaller individual white men, and diet sodas.

Man, if Shaniqua weren't black, she'd be a hella concrete dyke.

or:

"Amongst the accused of stampeding 16 people to death at black friday in Walmart is, this concrete dyke of a behemoth named Tanya, also known as One-Ton-Tanya in her local community. As she is currently on her third trial of similar infractions."

by Dr. Snøkesnøø March 13, 2023

liquid concrete

the only thing that r/feedthememes drinks

u/RealUser: Assuming Liquid Concrete doesn't exist, what are you dipping your fries in?
u/RealUser2: Nothing. Liquid Concrete or bust.

by fishgaming December 9, 2023

Concrete Mixer

The act of sprinkling sand, cat litter, or actual quick-dry concrete mix into a female's anus to increase friction, then ejaculating, creating concrete. A professional version would involve allowing said cat litter, sand, or concrete mix to enter your urethra, ejaculating dried concrete.

Bro, I gave this girl a concrete mixer last week; she hasn't talked to me since.

by GangsterSandwich September 14, 2016