Tea Clawed

The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.

Yo Josh trying to get Tea Clawed and get our stomached raped

by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020

cash in claw

this phrase is mainly used when you're working a job that doesn't require a bank account and instead pays you in cash

"did you get paid cash in claw?"
"nah man I had the tax man take a good chunk of my money"

by ShadowOfSantry July 12, 2021

scat claws

A woman who intentionally grows her nails out long or glues on fake nails solely for the purpose of scrapping shit from her ass because she is paranoid about using a restroom where adequate toilet paper is not available.

That nasty bitch Edna is scat claws. She got enough shit on her nails to fertilize 40 acres.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

tiger claw

A sudden and surprising blow delivered by the palm of the hand while shouting "Tiger Claw!". Most effective on friends and bystanders idly waiting or eating. Usually performed by middle class Caucasian boys having absolutly no formal martial arts training but wishing nonetheless to be cool like Bruce Lee.

Matt tiger clawed me in the shoulder while I slurped hot soup.

by Dauntless June 25, 2005

tiger claw

1.A powerful kick swung into the victim's crotch from behind, while they are unaware of your presence.
The motion is performed with a running start. The leg is swung upwards, punting the victim's crotch.
The victim is usually reduced to a crumpled mass of quivering flesh, holding his or her crotch, in massive pain.

Related to: tiger strike

2.Referance to "Legend of the Tiger's Claw" an amateur film that is in production, created by a pair of Canadian high school students, inspired by a friend's kung fu style antics, and the tiger claw attack described above.

-"TIGER CLAW!!!"

-"AUAUUUUUGGHH!!!! OH MY GOD!!! MY NUTSACK!!! AAHH!!!"

-"Haha! That guy got tiger clawed right in the sack!!"

by Trawn January 29, 2006

Computer Claw

When you work on a computer in a cold room and your mousing hand gets really cold.

"Ohhh don't touch me with that thing, it's cold"
"Sorry, I got computer claw"

by Gregly McClaw May 15, 2013

White Claw

A drink commonly consumed by blonde teenage white girls, most of which are single. It's just alcoholic seltzer.

That girl drinking white claw last week is hot af and luckily she's not taken.

by Necrozma Beam October 4, 2020