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Clark Kent

Verb (Gender War); A defense, used by a male, against female (usually THOT) mating psychology where the male exhibits a deliberate display of weakness in order to become invisible to the female.

An energy conservative defense that relies on the strength of female hypergamy in an environment of resource scarcity (often contrived).
Lois: Is that an Armani suit?
Clark: I LOVE YOU!!!
Lois: omg, eww! Like, who does that?

Clark: ~Heavy breathing~
Lois: ~tells all her friends~

A: awww, you just Clark Kented that THOT
Clark: Save dat money!
by SuryaTzu March 27, 2020
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Rj clark

by Rj Clark March 3, 2020
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Mrs. Clark

A fatass 7th grade teacher who is so stupid she makes her own problems her students problems aswell, not to mention that she is always moaning when she stands up or sits down or doing anything that requires one ounce of physical prowess. She also only favors up to 4 students out of a classroom of 30.
by THEurbanmenace May 14, 2022
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Oran Clarke

Oran Clarke is someone who likes a girl from Brighton whose first name starts with a and her last name starts with g
by Killer noah May 21, 2021
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Clark Kent'in

Clark Kent'in is the act of balancing out brain with brawn. It reflects the understanding that although it is extremely important to be consciously aware of the physical, objective qualities of life relating to one's self, it is equally important to exercise and grow our mental, subjective qualities as well. After a hard workout at the gym and a healthy meal it is extremely beneficial to put on your reading classes and pick up a book with the intention to educate yourself and expand your mind. Clark Kent'in makes an individual holistic and complete and increases perfection over the mind, as well as the body. Clark Kent'in sets the human being aside from the animal. It reflects the dualistic aspects of the perfect being reconciled into one form, as if Super man and Clark Kent were consolidated into one concept, projecting all the most positive physical and mental attributes simultaneously, having the best of both worlds as opposed to focusing on and developing only the objective attributes of ourselves that are empirically accessible for judgment by society.
Dang, girl! You just worked out for 2 hours at the gym and now you're Clark Kent'in?! Where do you find the time?!
by C D B August 28, 2021
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eli clark

a survivor from identity v

has a very cute owl and is a bitch in single training

he’s still pretty cute though
“OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE GOING AGAINST ELI CLARK IN SINGLE TRAINING
by evelyn aka that bitch November 23, 2021
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Ellie Clark

by Gameaf May 8, 2019
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