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egg cement

Egg cement is the general term for any type of cement mixed with the yolk of an egg. The practice is incredibly uncommon, so the phrase has evolved somewhat of a joke definition of having _no_ real meaning, often being spammed in chains on discord servers.
I stepped in the egg cement they laid last week, I had no idea it would take so long to dry.
by dmbutalsodm March 18, 2018
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cement mixer

when you put gravel(large gravel, like 2B size gravel) into a girls butt and then proceed to have sex and cum in her butt. after cumming the girls swishes the gravel and semen mix and shits it out onto the floor where you are waiting with a trowel to mold it into whatever you so choose, preferably a yert.
"Wow, he sure gave her a great cement mixer last night! Just look at the size of the yert they made!"
by John Wayne Goatsie November 27, 2011
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Cimon

racist, political boy that likes to create arguments for fun. Only because he needs to release anger elsewhere since Cimons are generally still stuck in the closet. Even though they're generally stuck in the closet we still love them for who they are. Cimons are usually a great person to hang out with especially on a night out, great style and hair.
-woah whose that guy with the great hair.

-thats fucking Cimon!
by gooddaysir July 6, 2017
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the dutch clan's comendation's

Every year, the dutch clan has a grand ceremony to recognize the "officers of the year"

The awards given are: the HEROIC AWARD, the award for the most courageous dutch member in batle. the BOOST AWARD, the award for the dutch members who has proven himself to be the worthiest, and that has advancewd the highest levels in the dutch clan. and the last award the DUTCH MAN OF THE
YEAR. this is the best and most honorable award in the ceremony, whoever wins this usually is promoted to a high ranking, to become the DUTCH MASTER and overthrow the dutch master neto, you must win over 51 dutch man of the year award in a row, and be supported by the dutch council, and since the dutch council is loyal to NETO, dont get your fucking hopes up!
HOLY SHIT, OMG OMG. I WON THE DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!

omg dude gratz
by NETO!!!!!! March 6, 2005
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snack-cident

an abscondance from diet sentence going over the Wall's (sausages) or (icecreams)
"cream cake betty i thought you where on a diet" , "oh i know looks like i've had myself another Snack-cident"
by Alex Inwood July 25, 2003
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la cienega

A street in Los Angeles that should never be mispronounced.
if you find yourself in the Jungle take La Cienega Blvd north!
by Trapar June 3, 2017
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cement mixer

Grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing, twisting, and pulling them. Once someone has successfully completed a cement mixer, that person must yell the words 'CEMENT MIXER'.
Jim: So Fred did you get the memo i sent la...
George: CEMENT MIXER!
Jim: Ouch.
by thefatek November 17, 2010
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