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cheese chokers

The kinda thing they serve you when you're first taken to jail. Two pieces of white bread clamping down on a plain ass piece of bland mothafuckin cheese.
Guardo: Alright chao time
rookie: wtf is this??
OG: hahaha cheese chokers. Bon appetit
by El Macanudo September 10, 2019
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russian choker

When you cum down your girl's throat and then wrap your penis around her neck until they stop breathing

(and for fun you can fuck up the dead corpse
Bro I had to get out of sex somehow I had to hit her with a russian choker
by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021
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Puerto Rican Cooler

A cooler made out of a card board box with a trash bag in it.
how are we going to keep the beer cold?" "Lets make a Puerto Rican cooler!
by Angry Cosack February 23, 2011
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knob choker

A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.
The head of HR is a major knob choker.
by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006
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Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.
did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker
by DJ JAKE da snake October 16, 2008
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Cholesterol

Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.
Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
by TheOrtonRevolution January 4, 2011
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dutch cooler

When a 4-man bobsled team is in the middle of a run and one of the members of the team farts, trapping the odor in the sled until the end of the run.
The Jamaicans did not qualify for the finals because one of them created a dutch cooler in their last attempt.
by ernaygr September 13, 2006
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