despite chesse

Someone who is desperate and is also a walking L

your such a Despite chesse

by johan Jones the goat August 17, 2022

Rando Chess

A metaphor in video game theory that refers to a game of chess with all the rules of regular chess until a player wins. Once a player wins, a die is rolled, and the loser becomes a winner if it reads "1".

Refers to a video game where random factors can triumph over skill, often in favor of player engagement or as a side affect of emergent or dynamic gameplay.

The Fortnite storm mechanic puts you in a game of rando chess

by this handle is not in use September 17, 2025

Hop on FPS Chess

A common term used by femboys to request extreme oral sex

Hey John, wanna hop on FPS Chess?
John: PLEASE

by Xx_cockbuster_xX February 18, 2024

Bathroom Chess

Chess in the bathroom... or sex... not sure which rly.

"hey, lets play bathroom chess ;)" "okay, lemme grab the board." "what board?"

by CCG_2521 July 25, 2023

Tic Tac Chess

A board game by snoozyman that uses chess pieces to play Tic Tac Toe to make three in a row.

"Let's play Tic Tac Chess."

by jiggysaw17 January 8, 2021

Chess Battle Advanced

1 - A remake of Chess Evolved Online, an online chess game that its creator thought was P2W. It got scrapped in development.
2 - A gag on the Icely Puzzles Youtube channel. It is often used to describe something so convoluted, random and/or strange, that it makes no sense, is very buggy or is unintentionaly funny.

1: "Sadly, Chess Battle Advanced won't release"
2: -I got softlocked in the section, where the programmer talks about softlocks.
-Chess Battle Advanced.

by reddipsauce June 11, 2024

Chess

Chess is a lot like poker. If you don't sit down at the table, what good is it to have a hand full of Kings, Queens, and Aces or a poker face? That serious look on somebody's face is no longer helping them out at anything.

Whether it's chess or poker, none of the cards or pieces do anybody any good if nobody got them to sit down at the table and play. They are just pieces of paper (like money) or plastic (like chips in poker or chess pieces).

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021