Dick Chainsaw

When somebody makes you so especially mad it gives you the sudden to urge to cut off their dick with a chainsaw.

M: Dude. When Atom was being rude in the gc it made me want to preform a dick chainsaw.

by harmonyxsharpie August 08, 2018

chainsaw carpentry

Construction method that is often amateur in nature and generally performed with minimal measuring and little attention to aesthetics. Ideal for situations where speed and functionality are more important than appearance.

I'm no cabinet maker, but I'm pretty decent when it comes to chainsaw carpentry.

by Saikotik Gunman July 18, 2008

Chainsawing a Vagina

Male retaliative action to a female cutting a man's penis off.

Caught my girlfriend cheating, so I waited until she was asleep and began chainsawing a vagina off.

by TheAstro30 September 29, 2016

chainsaw boob nibbler

an individual who is sucking at a boob that is very spikey and milk contains litteral steel

person1: hey look at dem spikey steel boobs!

bob: man i wanna suck them like a chainsaw boob nibbler

by neonon December 28, 2022