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The Carp

While getting fellatio, sitting at the edge of any body of water, the giver (who is neck deep in water) deepthroats, puts their hands on their cheeks like gills, and stares at receiver with as big of eyes as possible.
I caught the carp in the poolroom.
by Leotard VonTearenhausen December 13, 2024
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Carping

Going mute and silent when either things aren't going your way or you need to escape the current reality to be one with yourself.
I was raging pretty hard in my Valorant game, so I started carping to try and win some rounds.
by robcooke April 14, 2025
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Carpe Nates

"Seize the Bottom" or alternatively seize the buttocks!
My girlfriend has such a nice bum, what should I do?
"Carpe Nates"
by PV Person August 22, 2023
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Carp

When you finally get something only for something to happen to it and/or turn out worse than expected.
Person: "Bro there was this game i spent hours waiting outside of Gamestop at 1 A.M i was supposed to go to school and when i bought the game and tried it, it was dogshit!,
Person 2: "Dang you just got carped."
by Bertushka620 September 1, 2023
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polly carp

A man named after a bikini brand
What's that guy's name? Oh yeah Polly Carp, isn't it a bikini brand too?
by nemo732 February 20, 2022
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