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The Carp

While getting fellatio, sitting at the edge of any body of water, the giver (who is neck deep in water) deepthroats, puts their hands on their cheeks like gills, and stares at receiver with as big of eyes as possible.
I caught the carp in the poolroom.
by Leotard VonTearenhausen December 13, 2024
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Argumentum a Verbo Carpe

From Latin: Argument from misspelling of word

Dismissing an argument or statement on the grounds that a word or more is spelt incorrectly instead of the argument presented itself. A subsection of the Red Herring and Ad Hominem fallacies
Person A comment: According to the link you oosted, this doesn't support anything you say.
Person B Comment: Seriously it's posted, learn how to spell.
Person A Comment: Argumentum a Verbo Carpe. Instead of focusing on my typo, try to address my point.
by mariojuggernaut February 1, 2019
mugGet the Argumentum a Verbo Carpemug.

Carpe Diem

Not to live in Canada.
I have decided to move to Berlin and live my life to the fullest. Carpe Diem.
by cndboyyyy July 14, 2021
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Carpe Noche

Were rocking mullets and drinking riot punch, it's the perfect way to carpe noche.
by LocoMulletMan December 28, 2018
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Carpe Pussum

A classy way to say: Seize the Pussy. Used by effete liberal intellectuals
Donald Trump ended his last press conference trying to show off his class and intellect by stating, "Carpe Pussum!"
by Panoramaman November 22, 2016
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