The coast is home to the mini redneck riviera that is Carolina Beach. Wilmington is home to more drug addicts and convicts with a southern twang then you can count! The piedmont is home to the mighty Bull City. Durham is a gangster city and spawned the hell-demons known as the 83 Babies. While you’re there you can enjoy the gangster classic “Welcome to Durham”, a documentary that actually paints Durham in a realistic light, fucc Duke! Then North Cakolackey has Asheville… a bizarre city full of weirdos, convicts, hardcore drug work camps, and prisons! Asheville is in the mountains, and despite it being a supposed “liberal” city, the only liberals there are actually the yankee transplants nobody likes and the college students. The real inhabitants are old Cackolackey mountain folk. On your way to Asheville you can enjoy a highway adorned with gigantic rebel flags, marking your go-to destinations for your best deals for a pound of high speed chicken feed. Yes indeed, North Cack is a DRUGGED OUT state. It’s also the 6th blackest state in the nation, so even all the way up in the mountains you can enjoy many authentic ghettos for your must-have fentanyl needs. Oh yeah, North Carolina is a VERY southern state. You haven’t heard a drawl until you’ve spoken to a real North Carolinian.
Oh North Carolina is soooo much better then South Carolina… no, I’ve never ventured passed my college campus… oh wait, yes I have! I go down town! And hiking in the woods! I’m from New York but I know sooo much about this state that I feel I should write the definition here for North Carolina!
by FuccUbanDic November 16, 2022
Get the North Carolinamug. Black man: "BRO SHUT YO GOOFY MAYONAISE SKIN ASS UP" White guy: "I'MA BEAT YOUR CAROLINA CARPET ASS"
by BIGMUSCULAROILEDMEN July 28, 2023
Get the Carolina Carpetmug. by jghjggi December 22, 2018
Get the Carolina Dogmug. When you get a running start from one side of the room and have a man on his back naked on the other side and you run forward and jump and land in the splits on his dick
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“This meme isn’t funny at all — it’s Carolina Trekker quality, bro.”
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Get the carolina trekkermug. by PredaFran November 2, 2017
Get the Carolina twistermug. When you are of the age of 13 and you lose your virginity to your babysitter and use barbecue sauce for lube.
Last night my parents left me with the babysitter and I used all the Sweet baby rays when we did Carolina style
by Realsamuel12 January 29, 2023
Get the Carolina Stylemug.