Cape Catholic

A Catholic who only attends mass on certain holidays like Christmas, Easter, and Ash Wednesday.

Marie was now a Cape Catholic - she was only found in church on holidays.

by IrishChicky July 17, 2006

Shit-canned

A phrase used to explain being fired or someone being fired

1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!

2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident

by Girl-hockey-fan April 28, 2009

dio cane

god-dog. enough said.

it's raining again in osnabrueck! dio cane!

by johanisssssstrasse crew July 2, 2004

Skin Cape

When the back, specifically the lats, are worked out so hard that they, overtime, turn into solid steel. It is as if the man with the ripped back is wearing a cape, hence the term 'skin cape'.

'Dude, what is that on your back?', said the skinny man to the ripped fella on the lat-pulldown machine. 'Its my skin cape, its real, and its bulletproof.'

by jonnyclan January 26, 2006

Cape Guys

good hearted, fisherman, alcoholics that live for their beer. Hate tourists but we encourage you to leave your daughters. Drive around with barefeet, no shirts, don't give a fuck attitude. Gentlemen in mind but scumbags at heart. Bonfires, a 6er, and a fishing pole. Our home is your vacation bitch.

Cape Guys are the shit that don't worry about time wasted. Only we are wasted.

by number24bitch December 29, 2005

russian candy cane

The proscess of sexual intercourse with a girl during her period, then pulling out with your dick bloddy and ejaculating in her mouth and her putting it on your dick for a red and white dick.

"The Russian Candy Cane was so sweet and delicious.

by Gandhi44 November 5, 2004

New Caney

Some people are sadly mistaken about this little town, it is not just a little hick town. The one thing about this town is that there are more drugs than people in this crazy ass town. If you need anything this town has it, gaurenteed. There is also a wide range of races in this town everything from gangsters to rednecks live here. There is alot of rumors going around that that town is nothing but a little hick town, but you are very mistaken. There is alot to offer in this town, after all, I should know because I lived there for 15 years, and I wish I were still there instead of this suburb of Dallas called Allen, TX.

In New Caney there are people of all origins like
rednecks, gangsters, wanksters, Mexicans, and Hotties.

by Jeremy Wilson December 24, 2005