by InterstateDriver May 01, 2019
Some mythical place that is supposedly above 'Merica. They say that they drink maple syrup on everything and love poutine.They love to ride moose or they call them meese. There national anthem is probably about maple syrup.There national animal is something that is called a beaver that ma exist we are not fully sure. They say that they are very kind and will have battles at the grocery store for who will pay. they say eh or a depending on which story you believe. they celebrate Thanksgiving on a different day then 'Merica, and said to be the second largest country.
Guy:1 "yo have u heard of the legend of Canada?
Guy:2 no what is it
Guy:1 it is a myth about a country above us. let me tell you about the myth.
Guy:2 no what is it
Guy:1 it is a myth about a country above us. let me tell you about the myth.
by Daggermaster9900 December 06, 2018
Canada just doesn’t exist
by Phoenix the primagen October 20, 2020
one of the nicest (by reputation and by real) country and the 2nd hugest.No, we don't own a moose, no we don't live in an igloo, no we aren't ashamed to love a little bit too much maple syrup. yes, we think that America is a little bit crazy on the corner but we still love you! (BUT NOT THE CHEETO ONE!)it doesn't snow 24/7 here... it's 9/24. I'm just kidding! but we have Keanu reeves,céline Dion, Ryan Renold, Ryan Rosling (so much Ryan...)
we also have Justin Beiber, but NVM this one...
focus on Shawn Mendes.
and yes, we say sorry a lot, and we have bagged milk and free health care.
ps DONT PET GEESE!
we also have Justin Beiber, but NVM this one...
focus on Shawn Mendes.
and yes, we say sorry a lot, and we have bagged milk and free health care.
ps DONT PET GEESE!
Paul: "my cousin lives in America, whenever they go on a trip to another country with school, they put Canada tags on their bags and their clothes."
jack:" what are they doing that?"
paul; "cause Canada have a reputation to treat people well, and a good reputation goes with a good service!"
jack; "well that's rough...for them I mean"
jack:" what are they doing that?"
paul; "cause Canada have a reputation to treat people well, and a good reputation goes with a good service!"
jack; "well that's rough...for them I mean"
by that_canadian_dino October 24, 2020
The only country in the world where police can murder 315 children in the first degree from the same man cause 1095 incidents of cheating. Steal 20297 Pneumatic presses.
And violently abuse you 10208 times with ballistic chemical weapons in cage matches in prejudice hatecrimes.
And violently abuse you 10208 times with ballistic chemical weapons in cage matches in prejudice hatecrimes.
I kaelen Cody William granger want canada and the prime minister charged with 315 1st degree murder, 20297 counts of theft over, 11028 counts aggravated assault causing bodily harm with a firearm,and aggravated torture causing bodily harm as any severe "mental" or "physical" suffering 9776e+23 counts of aggravated torture with a firearm. And since I've been trying to file a lawsuit for si since grade seven perrin valli has been raping and murdering me himself qfter commiting grand larceny. If I have things unfinished I win and I do.
by Cody5050 December 23, 2022
person 1: "So how's it going in Canada?
person 2: "It is the middle of April and its fucking cold here"
person 1: "How's winter going for ya?"
person 2: "i cannot get out of my house."
person 1: "Why? Are you on house arrest or something?"
person 2: "no, its because there is 20 inches of snow outside my house."
person 2: "It is the middle of April and its fucking cold here"
person 1: "How's winter going for ya?"
person 2: "i cannot get out of my house."
person 1: "Why? Are you on house arrest or something?"
person 2: "no, its because there is 20 inches of snow outside my house."
by woodguy >:] October 20, 2022