The "most ghetto" part of CT. It is a half urban, half suburban city where 80% of the people are black or Hispanic. The other 20% of the people are Italian, Polish, or Indian. All the white people are wiggers. The teenagers are the worst part. They act like they are so poor and live in the most dangerous city in the world. Well those people are idiots live in C-O-N-N-E-C-T-I-C-U-T. There is no "ghetto" when it comes to CT. Stamford is also a low-crime city, but the dumbass teenagers try to make you think different. Nowadays they attempt to make it dangerous. All the girls are sluts, starting at age 11 when they haven't even began puberty. Now all middle schoolers want to be "badass" so they smoke, drink, and do drugs. They make fun of their neighboring towns, Greenwich, and Darien, for drugs when they do the exact same fucking thing. Now, what they wear. All the girls buy shit from the mall and pretend they can't afford most stuff there. Everyone wears Jordan's and Nike's. Let's just conclude that the teenagers/preteens are shitheads. Now, what is there to do? All the shitheads go to the mall five times a week doing nothing and during the summer they go to the disgusting polluted beach. There is literally shit coming from people in there. Conclusion: Stamford's people fucked up, but the city is not so bad.
Greenwich kid: : Let's go to the Stamford, CT mall and buy some clothes from Abercrombie!
Darien kid: Yeah let's go! We will be the only one's buying things in there though. All the Stamford shitheads can't afford it because they are poor!
Stamford kid: b!tch yuuu $t00p!d @$$ cUnt!!!! i w!ll be@t y0 a$$ wit mah bitchz on mah side. iightt? wh0 yuu tinkk yuu rrrr s@y!N d@t sh!t. yu r!ch a$$ sn0b b!tch i w!ll fuCK yu up!!
Darien kid: Yeah let's go! We will be the only one's buying things in there though. All the Stamford shitheads can't afford it because they are poor!
Stamford kid: b!tch yuuu $t00p!d @$$ cUnt!!!! i w!ll be@t y0 a$$ wit mah bitchz on mah side. iightt? wh0 yuu tinkk yuu rrrr s@y!N d@t sh!t. yu r!ch a$$ sn0b b!tch i w!ll fuCK yu up!!
by Stamford sucks. August 9, 2011
1. Bethel is a small town in Fairfield county. Bethel is living in the shadow of Danbury and basically is Danbury's bitch, moving every town event to correspond with Danbury's schedule. Everyone in the other towns refer to Bethel as Danbury's ghetto, even though Bethel is so much nicer.
2. Since Bethel is so small, it seems as though everyone knows eachother. All Bethel mothers find it neccessary to get together with other mothers and gossip. This however serves a problem for other Bethelites because they always end up talking about their children and are therefore the best vessels for fresh, juicy gossip. There's not much to do downtown, so many of it's children just decide it's better to vandalize street signs and get high in the parking lot behind Burger King. All guys that live in Bethel are bound to be wiener cousins. With the limited supply of willing girls, they are either going to be gang banging or die a virgin. Bethel girls are also notorious for acting really slutty anf flirting with everyone, then refusing to see it through. Most girls are bitchy and pale and and prudish and when approached by men, they think they are creepy for talking to them.
2. Since Bethel is so small, it seems as though everyone knows eachother. All Bethel mothers find it neccessary to get together with other mothers and gossip. This however serves a problem for other Bethelites because they always end up talking about their children and are therefore the best vessels for fresh, juicy gossip. There's not much to do downtown, so many of it's children just decide it's better to vandalize street signs and get high in the parking lot behind Burger King. All guys that live in Bethel are bound to be wiener cousins. With the limited supply of willing girls, they are either going to be gang banging or die a virgin. Bethel girls are also notorious for acting really slutty anf flirting with everyone, then refusing to see it through. Most girls are bitchy and pale and and prudish and when approached by men, they think they are creepy for talking to them.
1. Danburian:"Hey gimme your money you stupid Bethel,CT bitch" Bethelite:"Hey bitch, gimme your weed." *slap* *hands over cash*
2. "Omg Brenda, did you hear about Susan's girl? She's such a baby slut." "I heard, but it's nothing compared to what Debra's son did behind Burger King.
2. "Omg Brenda, did you hear about Susan's girl? She's such a baby slut." "I heard, but it's nothing compared to what Debra's son did behind Burger King.
by Jesus Johnson December 30, 2011
Straford Connecticut Is A Place That Many White Kids Think They Bike Life,They Wish And Think That They Cool But Really They Gay.
by Leopati Dibbo November 23, 2017
Home of many snowboard punks. Used to be a quiet seashore town until wierd bald-headed middle aged men started moving in. Home of Subway sandwich shop. The people there are kind of wierd, they call the subways, grinders.
90% of the Gross domestic spending in milford is in their strip clubs or the "boutique" located off of exit 40.
90% of the Gross domestic spending in milford is in their strip clubs or the "boutique" located off of exit 40.
Milford, CT is where someone who can't afford to live in affluent towns such as Norwalk or Stamford lives
by leo cuban May 25, 2006
stamford is the biggest ghetto in fairfield county. we can't stand it when dumb mexicans and blacks come into greenwich from stamford to bother us. they just know that they are too poor to afford greenwich real estate. half of this town is white, and there are no country clubs in this town. everyone is poor, and there are stabbings and shootings at the public schools almost every week.
by badassprep June 2, 2005
by John Edwards January 24, 2005
Ahhh Stamford yeah it’s nice till you move in smell the air filled with weed and then you get your new bike maybe for your job?? Oh wait I don’t have one it got stolen again, I love Stamford’s nice downtown yk I go to the mall literally the only place you can go this place fucking suck please don’t move to west side of Stanford if you ain’t about it.
by By nigha in the west side June 23, 2019