The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.
by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019
by VileGay September 21, 2023
by TapshaggerNo1 March 18, 2024
Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck
A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.
Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
by Coli J February 12, 2022
by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017
The act of having his/her freshly defected feces pushed out halfway and have there cheeks squished together and rubbed, to make a cleveland crumpet
by ClevelandCrumpeter June 06, 2025