couch slap

its when a guy sits down on the couch and your balls hit the couch making a slaping sound

E-Dog: *sits on the couch making a claping sound*
Alex: What was that noise?
E-Dog: I just couch slap.
Alex: Oh dude you ok?
E-Dog: Yeah Im cool

by GhettoHomieG April 24, 2007

Couch nymph

A person conceived as of a man ejaculating onto a couch and a woman of knowing or non-knowing condition sitting on the couch and getting pregnant.
Based on preconceived paranoia when at drunken parties.
Based on the words Couch: a piece of furniture, and nymph: young being.

Julie: I can't believe it I'm pregnant I was even awake during the party last night.

Jim: Well are you sure it is not a couch nymph or have you been screwing Jon again?

by Celest3 May 11, 2009

Couch Bombing

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

by tnt May 1, 2003

Jumping the Couch

1. The realization that someone has gone off the deep end.

2. Acting wildly foolish.

Tommy jumped the couch at the party when he told everybody he knew more than they did.

by LucySkyDiamonds August 31, 2005

jump the couch

Based on Tom Cruise's display of affection for Katie Holmes on Oprah. To jump the couch is to say a person has lost the ability to deal with emotions in a reasonable way. Communicating some form of insanity to those around.

Sam is so upset about Jessica's request to break up, I think he might jump the couch.

by Ms. Asha March 10, 2009

Couch Gyna

The crack in between the couch cushions that suck everything in.

Oh snaps! My balls got stuck in the Couch Gyna again! Dammit!

by Sonny Black Monster June 11, 2011

Couch Game

A video game that works best when played with a group of players in real life. The game supports local multiplayer and is inherently more fun with groups. Promotes laughter and/or stiff competition. These types of games stress an emphasis on none virtual social interaction. The term couch refers to a sitting device generally used during such gaming get togethers, though alternate seating arrangements have little to no effect on the gaming experience. Good Examples are Guitar Hero games and Super Smash bros. Good couch games are rarer these days with the ever increasing popularity and wide spread accessibility of online play.

"Yeah it's a great couch game, I couldn't stop laughing"

by JoshTheMadTitan January 5, 2015