An individual who purchases bulk quantities of marijuana and is liberal in his sharing. A Weed communist is often repaid in cigarettes, lifts to 24/7 fast food outlets (where an individual who has benefited from the weed communist's generosity will buy his meal) and by the labour of his subjects (rehydration of the bong, rolling of joints ect). A weed communist also has right to determine smoking order, venue (often close to the weed communist's residence) and concentration of marijuana within the mix.
Daniel: Hey man wanna get high tonight?
Jack: Yeah, love to man but im broke at the moment.
Daniel: No worries dude, its on me.
Jack: Thanks heaps man, you're such a weed communist.
Jack: Yeah, love to man but im broke at the moment.
Daniel: No worries dude, its on me.
Jack: Thanks heaps man, you're such a weed communist.
by bubling_water_loveit March 29, 2009
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They find everyone who has different opinion than them very rude.
They don't believe in freedom of word.
If you say or write something they disagree with, they are most likely to fight you.
They really dislike hearing things they disagree with.
These people are often American teenagers (mostly female) who didn't experience communism in their country.
Modern communists are called like that because when there was communism in Slavic countries, people weren't able to express their opinions and when they said something communists didn't like, they made sure that they badly regretted it.
Example of conversation:
Person: *uses constructive critism or says/writes any unpopular opinion or something that modern communist disagrees with*
Modern communist : DIDN'T YOUR MOM TEACH YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY THEN YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!?
Or:
Modern communist: OMG, SHUT UP, IT'S 2020!
Or:
Modern communist: OMG WHO ASKED?
They find everyone who has different opinion than them very rude.
They don't believe in freedom of word.
If you say or write something they disagree with, they are most likely to fight you.
They really dislike hearing things they disagree with.
These people are often American teenagers (mostly female) who didn't experience communism in their country.
Modern communists are called like that because when there was communism in Slavic countries, people weren't able to express their opinions and when they said something communists didn't like, they made sure that they badly regretted it.
Example of conversation:
Person: *uses constructive critism or says/writes any unpopular opinion or something that modern communist disagrees with*
Modern communist : DIDN'T YOUR MOM TEACH YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY THEN YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!?
Or:
Modern communist: OMG, SHUT UP, IT'S 2020!
Or:
Modern communist: OMG WHO ASKED?
If any person tells you to be quiet because of your opinions, then they are a modern communists.
Example:
Did Charles just tell you that you should shut up because it's 2020 and your opinions aren't cool enough in his opinion?
Then Charlie is a modern communist.
Example:
Did Charles just tell you that you should shut up because it's 2020 and your opinions aren't cool enough in his opinion?
Then Charlie is a modern communist.
by smallhuman July 3, 2020
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by BrooklynTex January 23, 2014
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Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR Anna Karenina and I performed The Communist.
Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?
Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.
Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?
Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.
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Person 1: "Dude, that was totally not needed!"
Person 2: "I think you should have said 'that was totally superfluous'."
Person 2: "Stop being such a vocabulary communist."
Person 2: "I think you should have said 'that was totally superfluous'."
Person 2: "Stop being such a vocabulary communist."
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by albertobalsalm June 11, 2017
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I hate twitter communists, they have no idea what kind of terror communism has caused.
Twitter communists are so out of touch with reality.
Twitter communists are so out of touch with reality.
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