rotten colon

A very deadly condition,

that leads to a very severe case of

anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.

The man's farts smell of death, as though he has developed rotten colon.

by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019

colon flex

Fart, pass gas or rip ass

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.

by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019

colon carnage

The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.

bro, sorry about your toilet. I experienced some major colon carnage.

by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011

colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.

Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!

by Drillmaster June 8, 2019

candy colon

when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.

dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.

do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?

by glow bear May 26, 2017

Colon devils

Diarrhea.

Are you ok?

No, I have a bad case of colon devils and I've been in the bathroom all day.

by Survivor Bob December 18, 2012

colon wrecker

A penis that has the ability to go so far inside of a female in sexual intercourse, that it makes the females colon or other internal organs slightly ache, itch, or bleed (maybe bleed if it's a 2 meter beater)

Megan: I hooked up with a guy last night, and he had a colon wrecker.
Julie: No way! How do you feel?
Megan: It was great, but my colon feels a little achy

by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016