love is cocaine

Everyone thinks they need it to feel better, it's impossible to get, it costs a lot, you can never trust it, you feel different with it than anything else, it tears apart families, it's addictive, and once you start you need it desperatly to go on.

"I love you, I need you."
"Good. I'm going to lead you on until you're seeing your therapist every day."
"Baby, your love is cocaine."
"That's what I like to hear. MUAHAHAHA!!!!" *clubs baby seals*

by ilikecereal99494994 May 8, 2009

cocaine buzzard

cocaine buzzard.

A person that watches you call your connect on the phone,,,
waits 4 u 2 cop then asks i a pitiful dark crystal voice ....
May i have a bump please....

Cocaine Buzzard says... HMMMmmmm " i couldnt help but over hear,,,,,

pleasse my i have a Bump?
MMMMMMM! Please MaY I Have A Nice BuMp Please For MY dust bunny please.....
AAAAHHH PLEASE SIR MAY I ...AAHHrgggHHHH...
HAVE A BUMP FOR PRECIOUSSSS cocaine buzzard

(starting to sound like Golem)

by ricardo mantalban May 16, 2010

Coca Cola

best softdrink eva.

mmmmmmmm..... cherry coke

by sum_guy September 18, 2003

cocaine

(n) extract of the coca leaf in powder form. increases heart rate and induces a heightened sense of awareness; Stevie Nicks's worst enemy.

...you will never break the chain Oww my nose...

by StrongFat February 15, 2003

cocaine chic

The "Cocaine Chic" is a run-way model trend wherein a woman gets so thin (as though she is on cocaine) that her cheek bones stick out.

The most famous cocaine chic is sported by Kate Moss.

God, Alex is getting skinny. She's got the cocaine chic going on.

by melodrama November 20, 2006

cocaine kate

A nickname for Kate Moss made after she got caught snorting coke on camera.

"Cocaine Kate totally got dropped by Chanel!"

by CKaii February 28, 2006

Coca Cola

A soft drink that seems to have conquered the world, originally used as a toilet cleaner and, apparently, a headache cure. Name derives from the fact it originally contained a form of cocaine, and may very well still do.

"... And a cola."
"Sorry, no cola. Only pepsi."
"What?"
"Only pepsi. Will that do?"
"No, of course not, damn it! Get me a cola!"
"But there-"
"Get. Me. A. Cola."
"... Yes sir."

by regs_ June 9, 2005