Cheeto Zombie

Someone so completely mesmerized by Donald Trump to the point of being completely mindless.

Dave walks in, talking about how donald trump is the best thing to ever happen to america. Dave is a Cheeto Zombie.

by De Lumpdumper April 22, 2018

Cheeto Pie

When you bang a girl with Cheeto dust in her vag, cream pie her, then finger out the concoction for her to eat off your fingers.

Dude1: “Bro, did she really let you Cheeto Pie her last night?”
Dude2: “It ain’t easy being cheesy my guy.”

by DrunkMonkeyDude October 4, 2020

Cheeto Julian

The sexiest boy alive

That kid sleeping with a bell pepper is such a cheeto julian.

by cheeto_julian September 28, 2019

Cheeto queef

Proper Noun: spray tanned dictator intent on starting world war 3

Noun Slang: When your vagina smells dangerously cheesy

Did you see he news today? *Sigh* What did that Cheeto queef do this time?

Did you just Cheeto queef or has someone forgot to shower today?

by Dysssmr June 2, 2020

Cheeto Lock

Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.

Somebody help me unlock the bathroom. Wade has passed out from Cheeto Lock.

by Thenormandy January 6, 2022

Cheeto slut

A term used to define latinos

Michelle is a Cheeto Slut

by Nick ger March 10, 2020

going cheeto

when you start spamming someone with cursed images of a ship they hate

person: im going cheeto and am going to spam my friend with reichpol

by countryhumans_addict May 23, 2020