Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

Glory Butthole

A glory hole, but big enough to fit a butt through.

Waiter: “Would anyone be interested in dessert?”

Alex: “Not me! Going to Ibiza in June so I need to make sure I’m glory butthole compatible.”

by whatchootalkingboutwillis September 10, 2022

lick the butthole

A metaphor for loving someone with sincerity and longevity

If you really love her, you have to lick the butthole

by Easy129 August 20, 2017

The Tactical Butthole Boys

The slang term for the C-Shift of American fire departments located within the Great Plains. Also known as TBB, or TBBers. TBBers often cause great destruction yet tactically fix problems.

A-Shift: We suck!

B-Shift: We suck too!

Chief: A and B Shift, you have failed me for last time. It is time to call the elite. Send in The Tactical Butthole Boys.

by TBB4Life June 21, 2020

Buttheady

When someone is such a butthead and annoying moron that they're not just irritating, they're buttheady!

Person A: Wow, that dude is being so buttheady right now I wish I could punch him in the jaw!
Person B: Agreed.

by Ool April 6, 2015

Buttholin

To send a guy a picture of your butthole

Stacy is Buttholin me and it is driving me crazy!

by tigen13 June 4, 2018

Buttheadass

A combination of butthead and headass.

Person 1: “Yo did you hear that guy took his best friends ex?”
Person 2: “for real? What a buttheadass.”

by Dennis400 December 20, 2018