Night burrito

Sex with a Mexican ladyboy.

- Hey I heard Jeno had some night burritos in his last trip to Mexico.

- Damn, don't wanna imagine that sword fight

by Watahell September 29, 2018

Beefy Burrito

The man takes burrito ingredients and stuffs them in the foreskin an uncircumcised penis and shove the penis in the girls mouth while he sucks.

I went to the market to pick up some beef and beans, my wife is getting a nice beefy burrito tonight.

by Beef head bob May 3, 2018

niggito burrito

A nigga that is wrapped up in a blanket.

Yo look at that niggito burrito he looks so dumb lmao

by CrispyCheeseCurd April 15, 2021

burrito grease

cream, jizz, cum

that bitch leaked my burrito grease on my polo and wrangler jeans!!

by friendlyfires May 19, 2009

Regret burrito

An event or action that is extremely satisfying however later will haunt you and causes affliction or anguish.

-Jim had a bad case of regret burrito when he realized that binge watching House of Cards caused him to miss his economics final exam.
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.

-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy

by MuddledMinnow November 17, 2014

Burrito Bread

White person way to say tortilla.

Girl 1: I tried the triple steak stack at taco bell, and the bun wasn't flat bread like I thought , it was burrito bread.

Girl 2: lolwut?

by jayzuss December 1, 2011

Burrito beaner

A derogatory term used for a short and fat person originating from mexico

My kid kinda look like a burrito beaner

by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019