Bruno

A man who we don’t talk about, and he also has visions

Mirabel: I got Bruno vision
Tia pepa: we don’t talk abt Bruno no no no. It was my wedding day 😒

by Divina <3 January 7, 2022

Bruno

Refers to someone you must not talk about.

-Hey, I see Jeff last night and...
-Don't mention Jeff, he's a Bruno.
-What? What's a Bruno?
-We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!

by GorouSimp January 10, 2022

Bruno

Bruno? We don't talk about him...

Person 1: Who's Bruno?
Person 2: *starts fucking singing*

by DBHConnor_RK800 January 10, 2022

Bruno Certificate

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.

Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”

by Twiggish January 17, 2022

Bruno Earth

Mars' favorite singer. His songs include "The Tired Song", "I Think I Wanna Invade You", "UFOs in the Window" and his hits with anDEIMOS.paak. He has great songs that even the US President likes him. He is the Martian counterpart of Earth's favorite singer Bruno Mars.

Alien 1: Wanna hear real music?
Alien 2: Sure!
Alien 1: plays Bruno Earth

by LMgamer36 January 17, 2022

bruno

enchanto character. makes sense if you have even seen enchanto basically a name

WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO

by platapus eheh January 18, 2022

Bruno

We don't talk about him

we don't talk about Bruno no no!!

by Someone.....:) January 19, 2022