Bruno

The act of simping for anyone with a face, under 5 foot

ew, that guys doing a Bruno, someone call the police

by Poggers73 October 15, 2020

Madi Bruno

The most amazing girl in the world. Absolutely drop dead gorgeous but she doesn’t see it. She can put a smile on you face no matter how upset you are. I hope everyone gets to meet a madi Bruno once in their life.

Madi Bruno is the best kind of person. Wow I wish I was Madi Bruno

by Midnight_amber February 25, 2021

Bruno

He has a sweet accent! <3 That just makes you smile! He is very good looking and fashionable! And most importantly he is an amazing dancer!

Omg, he is a Bruno, I have never meet someone like him!
Omg, I wanna find my Bruno!

by MasterChefIt November 23, 2021

Bruno

A seven foot frame but Camilo finds out is not.

"Hey that is "Bruno".

by Senoritapefectaisabela$%$%$% March 8, 2022

Bruno

a nickname for master splinter a boy whos a rat and trains four turtles

Stranger: So where do you live bruno?
Master Splinter: in the sewer with my sons

by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019

to pull a Bruno Mars

the act of being very sweet in public, especially towards a girl/your girlfriend and then doing something shitty (like breaking up with her in a text)

A: Did you hear about Kelly and Matthew?
B: Yeah man. They seemed to be perfect for each other yesterday!
A: I didn't think he was the kind of guy to pull a Bruno Mars.

by michellenya November 12, 2011

bruno

Something or someone that won't be talked about forever

My father is very bruno of my wife, as if she's not good for him.

by Marmstrong June 25, 2023