Bruno

Crazy boi. His fav food is probably brownies

Bruno is crazy and is bright, bold and happy

by Winter star March 21, 2022

Bruno

A non skinny person who has a weird personality and is gay and thinks he can beat up everybody.Bruno always eats McDonald's

@freak_face_bruno

Bruno you fat fuck why are you always eating McDonalds

by TheGodfather1.0 October 28, 2019

bruno

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we do not talk about bruno no no

by wolfzo February 22, 2022

Bruno

We don't talk about him.

We don't talk about Bruno.

by my.y.y.y February 5, 2022

Bruno

a nickname for master splinter a boy whos a rat and trains four turtles

Stranger: So where do you live bruno?
Master Splinter: in the sewer with my sons

by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019

lucas nelson bruno

noun

definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game

Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno

by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024

to pull a Bruno Mars

the act of being very sweet in public, especially towards a girl/your girlfriend and then doing something shitty (like breaking up with her in a text)

A: Did you hear about Kelly and Matthew?
B: Yeah man. They seemed to be perfect for each other yesterday!
A: I didn't think he was the kind of guy to pull a Bruno Mars.

by michellenya November 12, 2011