Bruno is the friend in the group who never has money, or so he says, and he asks other friends (especially if their is Diogo) to buy him farturas. He also is always aware of the fact that Maxi Pizza is open 24/7, which he gladly shares with his mates, in hope they'll want to go, and buy him some pizza.

Bruno has two distinct laughs, a real life one, where he just cries a lot, and virtual one that goes like this: xaxaxaxa.
Bruno: DAM, paga akela fartura

Bruno: Ent paga aí uma Maxi xaxaxaxaxaxxa a
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The act of simping for anyone with a face, under 5 foot
ew, that guys doing a Bruno, someone call the police
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A hair thing that won't stop talking, unless you say this:
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we do not talk about bruno. looking for luca bruno? i'm still not talking about bruno. bruno is private. bruno is never.
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Someone with "sexy" legs
Go Bruno!
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The act of going through the motions of sex while fully clothed. This is typically done by Christians who want to save themselves for marriage.
“Have you had sex before?”
“No, we don’t want to sin, so we just do bruno.”
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A Mid player that is known for spamming unecessary crosses and complaining on the pitch and also a penalty merchant.
He's Bruno.
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