1. (noun) – A Brenting is an act so reckless, so unhygienic, and so tragically common that it should probably be reported to the CDC. Symptoms include regret, dehydration, the sudden inability to sit comfortably, and the haunting realization that you were definitely not his first victim that night.
2. (verb) – To Brent someone is to leave them emotionally hollow, physically compromised, and questioning whether they need to send an apology text to their mother. It’s less of an intimate experience and more of a biological hazard.
3. (lifestyle) – To live like a Brent is to be a walking public service announcement on why people should use protection and always verify their Uber before getting in. A Brent doesn’t just ghost—he vanishes, leaving behind nothing but lingering shame and an unexplained burning sensation.
2. (verb) – To Brent someone is to leave them emotionally hollow, physically compromised, and questioning whether they need to send an apology text to their mother. It’s less of an intimate experience and more of a biological hazard.
3. (lifestyle) – To live like a Brent is to be a walking public service announcement on why people should use protection and always verify their Uber before getting in. A Brent doesn’t just ghost—he vanishes, leaving behind nothing but lingering shame and an unexplained burning sensation.
1. Noun: Example:
Bro 1: “Dude, what happened to your lips?”
Bro 2: “Ugh… got a Brenting last night.”
Bro 1: “Man, go get tested.”
2. Verb:
Bro 1: “I heard you went home with Brent last night.”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I woke up with a rash and a sudden appreciation for monogamy.”
2. Lifestyle
Bro 1: “Dude, why are you scrubbing yourself like that?”
Bro 2: “I can still feel the Brent.”
Bro 1: “Soap won’t help. That’s a spiritual stain.”
Bro 1: “Dude, what happened to your lips?”
Bro 2: “Ugh… got a Brenting last night.”
Bro 1: “Man, go get tested.”
2. Verb:
Bro 1: “I heard you went home with Brent last night.”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I woke up with a rash and a sudden appreciation for monogamy.”
2. Lifestyle
Bro 1: “Dude, why are you scrubbing yourself like that?”
Bro 2: “I can still feel the Brent.”
Bro 1: “Soap won’t help. That’s a spiritual stain.”
by DMM78 February 15, 2025
Get the Brentingmug. A faggot who likes shit memes and thinks he's the funniest person ever to be created he also thinks he's part Russian
by CooldudeKKK42069666 June 17, 2018
Get the Brent williamsmug. A gay ass individual intercepted with the strands of Adolf Hitler, there for acceptable nicknames include: Adolf Hoovler, Doover, and Hick. Usually a Brent Hoover has an unusual lust for teenage girls and also watches teenage boys undressing and showering.
by Zack Ass May 30, 2019
Get the Brent Hoovermug. A guy who is a punk ass bitch who fakes cancer and tries to take advantage of woman when sleeping then deny it when they are awoken by his touching. He also comes off very gay, but claims he loves pussy!
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 1, 2023
Get the Brentmug. to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 6, 2024
Get the Brent Johnsonmug. A huge chad. Someone who likes to act tough, and no one likes to hang out with him. He can bench press 880kg (or so he says), and he likes to outshine others even if he doesn't even shine and he's just a massive pain in the fucking ass
by Ashiya Arciaga February 19, 2023
Get the Brentmug. by Cooliomanoolio March 3, 2024
Get the Brentmug.