Brass Giraffe

When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.

"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."

Brass Giraffe by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018

Brass Chad

These are the Brass players in a High school band, usually Loud, slightly obnoxious, and interested in memes.

Person A: that Person C is such a Brass chad
Person B: yeah I know right?
Person C (in the distance) *playing Africa on a Horrific Combination of a Euphonium and a French horn*

Brass Chad by Datdabdoe12 February 16, 2019

brass rubbings 

the excuse to get a girl to come back to your place and do as you wish with her.

I took Tina back to my place last night and showed her my collection of brass rubbings.

brass rubbings by Neilwill March 21, 2019

brass off 

Female masturbatiin utilizing in adamant objects found around the home. Ie. Shampoo bottle, hair brush or remote control.

I had such a wonderful hot shower this morning. All I needed was to brass off with the small shampoo bottle for while to start my day off right.

brass off by Trueleaffan March 28, 2019

Brassδάκρυ 

A scarification achieved AND acquired by both of; in both battle/ war/ turf war, territory/ street war, dance battle, as Well, as pass för Ör Down through geneology pool share...if only little Olé poor lowly Mexican worker at caravan market meaning percentages (x)/💯 proof ethnic working labor.

18th/ 26th&California meant not only ability yo roll on some dueces to turn profit, drink without wreaking like it and you make it into Greek society; my key just happens to be digitally embedable: Brassδάκρυ

Brassδάκρυ by Brassδάκρυ March 15, 2020

Brass Banding

The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.

Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.

Brass Banding by SuperTrans March 26, 2020

Brass paloma 

A cocktail made with tequila, grapefruit juice, and an I.P.A. Name derived from brass monkey (a drink made from beer and orange juice reference in the Beastie Boys song of that same name) and a paloma (a drink made from grapefruit juice and tequila).

We spent our warm, summer evening on the porch, sipping brass palomas.

Brass paloma by Pseudoratsofnym September 14, 2020