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Its My Dick In a Box

A box containing a Dick often used a joke for birthdays
happy birthday to you jack black and your present is,wait for it, its my dick in a box
by POKEballs December 29, 2016
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douche-box

a combination of the insults "douche-bag" and "tool"
Fred, stop being such a douche-box!
by Gabrielle December 24, 2003
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dousche box

(adj.) exclamatory. refers to someone who prefers the prick-wad and/or "cunt-faced motherfucker" approach to life. Similar to a dousche bag, but more rigid. Refers to someone who deserves a swift stabbing in the throat. (often complimented with a following "motherfucker")
john: "that dousche box motherfucker just threw a carrot stick at me!"

pepe: "what a motherfucking dousche box."
by john decoursizzle October 15, 2005
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Dumb As A Box Of Hair

similar to "dumb as a box of rocks" but only pertains to drunk skanky whores who screw a lot of guys at fraternities.
That Audrey is dumb as a box of hair, she slept with EvErY guy in that frat house!
by Sodernity January 31, 2009
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knock em out da box

to knock someone/something so cleanly out that they are "out da box" and cannot re enter the box for a set period of time generally not exceeding 5 minutes.

this is a pretty good accomplishment to aspire to in your life. "out da box" is not a sweet zone to be in and the person responsible for putting one "out da box" is gonna feel like they really accomplished something.
damn there wuz 6 of em but i knock em out da box youknowhasayuimmmmmm
by BC THE REAL ONE March 19, 2008
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Dry Box

This disaster of a situation is the female version of whiskey dick. It can strike at any time. It doesn't matter whether you have been drinking, doin X, smokin gange, or huffin paint... This happens when the vagina refuses to secreate it glorious fluid that allows the male member to easily slide into holy crevace of greatness. It's frustrating for all men to deal with and the cure is KY... REMEBER KY!!!
"Damn, that bitch had some ser DRY BOX, like... my penis is shedding"
by Weekendwr1 February 28, 2009
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hot dutch box

Allowing the release of frothy butt foam while your partner is below the covers performing oral on you.
"Last night I inadvertently hot dutch boxed my GF. She should have known better! It was taco-Tuesday, today."
by Blanket Crustifier January 10, 2018
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