Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
Get the crunch fitness bouldermug. Breast the things on women's chest I will never be able to touch :( other names
Tits, knockers, double D's
Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies
Boobs, melons, jubblies
Chesticles, mammaries
Milk jugs, big breasts
Shoulder boulders on your chest
Tits, knockers, double D's
Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies
Boobs, melons, jubblies
Chesticles, mammaries
Milk jugs, big breasts
Shoulder boulders on your chest
Guy sees girl walking by
Guy: *Whistles* look at those shoulder boulders!
Guy 2 : Come on man be respectful call them double D's
Guy 1 nods
Guy: *Whistles* look at those shoulder boulders!
Guy 2 : Come on man be respectful call them double D's
Guy 1 nods
by ANKI_starboy January 6, 2025
Get the Shoulder Bouldersmug. by TSM_NuttSacc September 18, 2021
Get the Mossy Bouldersmug. A BADASS GUY from Athens, Greece..Renamed APOLLO..for Apolonaris Greek Mythology..Because he can probably Destroy peoples that victimized him in HUNTIONGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA..where Sandra Bullock has a house. His Greek Ancestors were the Best of THE BEST GLADIATORS in ROME. HIs Mother is Sempepos an Attorney ..his sister is a computer Savant and his Papa WAS a very educated Proffessor educated in Athens GREECE. HE is ONE Of THE BEST SURFERS IN THE WORLD..Can Race Cars ,,Motorcycles..Skateboard..Play The Bongo drums..A self-taught Musician. One of The Smartest and strongest Men on The Planet Earth.. !! Loved By CA LOTTERY Winner of CHICO, CALIUFORNIA; ANGELA MARIE JARAMILLO SLAVEN HOLLYWOOD..!! He HAS been friends with The ONASSIS" And EVEN Been ON THeir YACHT while growing up in Athens, GREECE..LOVED BY MANY..FEARED BY SOME WHOM HAVE DONE HIM WRONG : TO CONCLUDE ; " DON'T MESS WITH BOULDER !!!"
Boulder was "Used To Fight For BET'$ While Incarcerated In THE CALIFORNIA PRISON SYSTEM..A.K.A. " THE MYSTERIOUS CITY":..HE Is KIND..SMART..FUN-LOVING AND LOVES TO HAVE ANGELA SHAVE HIS BODY HAIR OFF PRIOR TO HIS PROFESSIONAL SURFING EVENTS AROUND THE WORLD..ESPECIALLY IN HUNTINGTON, BEACH, CALIFORNIA..!! WATCH OUT FOR "APOLLANARIS..HE CAN KICK-ASS IN All THAT HE SETS HIS MIND TO..!! SO.."DON'T FUCK WITH "APOLLO"..!!!
by AngelicaFeatherwood September 18, 2020
Get the BOULDERmug. by Lithus November 5, 2017
Get the boulder brain coralmug. boulder; someone who sticks by your side even when its hard.
a boulder will root for you while you pursue your dreams will loving you endlessly.
a boulder will root for you while you pursue your dreams will loving you endlessly.
hi boulder, i miss you.
by i miss you baby August 19, 2025
Get the bouldermug. When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.
"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."
by mothy123 April 13, 2025
Get the Husband Boulderingmug.