by JPlankton September 1, 2017

A father of many but true father of none. One night Mike was on a night out with his friends, with all of a sudden some lads tried picking a fight with the courageous Michael Booth. Luckily someone realised it was the great Michael Booth and they realised they where no match for his aura, strength, hippiness and sperm. The great Michael Booth has had many sons over the years with many different women, but none of those sons come close to Bill. The man now goes by a name Hippy Hank.
by anonymous January 21, 2025

The best most legendary human being that will ever exist. If you think Gage isn't sexy, nice, funny, and smart than you must be an idiot.
by RandomHuman67 December 5, 2018

by BigDGSE November 9, 2021

A finishing move at the end of a sexual encounter where the man shoots his load on the back of his partners head.
She was being huge cunt yesterday.. So I gave her the John Wilkes Booth last night..... She never saw it cuming!
by Fratboy659 April 22, 2014

Matthew Booth, couldn’t write the menu properly because he’s an gambling addicted fool, too busy looking at horse racing.
by BeardedChef September 11, 2020
