Booty Booked

(v) the act of getting booty called over Facebook. Generally done via Facebook chat around 2 in the morning. Used when the girl or guy either doesn't have the recipients phone number or is such a troll that no one would give him/her their number.

The recipient is usually already PTFO'd (generally from excessive drinking) and just forgot to log out of their facebook.

Dude 1: This girl totally booty booked me last night!

Dude 2: WTF is a booty book?

Dude 1: It's when a girl booty calls you over Facebook.

Dude 2: Did you respond?

Dude 1: Hell no, that girl was a troll

by TheMadMangyMoose August 31, 2011

Faux-booker

Somebody who does not have a Facebook account yet still uses Facebook through a friend or significant other.

Friend 1: Yo, I saw that awesome pic you posted on Facebook.

Friend 2: You're finally on Facebook?

Friend 1: Nah, I used my girl's login.

Friend 2: Dude, you are such a Faux-booker.

by RoRo in SoFla June 25, 2012

Fully Booked

A term used in reference to sexual activity; when the receiver has all holes full!

Katie was fully booked last night! I was in her mouth, Jamie in her butt and Jake in her fanny!

by t-rex lover xxx December 11, 2016

John booker

A guy who smokes a lotta doinks

Yo you here about that guy who got an STD at 15

Yea that’s a John booker right there

by Samsmith69 April 21, 2018

Turkish Bookends

A threeway involving two dopplebangers.

Oh man, that guy is so into himself, he has Turkish Bookends.

by anonymous December 26, 2021

john booker routledge

the third hottest man in outer banks after jj and rafe, hot tan surfer boy who pulled sarah cameron the girl of every guys dreams

“yo did you see john booker routledge??”

“yeah bro he fine ash”

by xotwod.forever March 11, 2022

Bay Area Broke™

An individual or family that makes over $250k a year but can't afford to live in the greater San Francisco Bay Area. Also applies to giving >=50% of your income to housing. A perception that you have no money by driving an old Prius but you own a home >=$2M.

I have to drive a Prius to work in two hour traffic at 5am to my $350k tech job so I can afford a decent sized home in the bay that costs $2M. I really hate being Bay Area Broke™!

by goatse415 September 30, 2021