bavarian made wank. a brand of car made in germany. in the uk, these cars are generally driven by people in the uk who fit in one of the below categories:
1. inconsiderate men who are going through some mid aged crisis who pick up 18 year old girls from dodgy town clubs because they think they are cool, even though they got their car on higher purchase.
2. females who are skinny and blonde and have some sugardaddy hubby, who recently persuaded him to buy her a bavarian to replace her rotting barried up vauxhall nova.
3. older guys who have more brains than to go spend their money on something cool, like a DB7.
1. inconsiderate men who are going through some mid aged crisis who pick up 18 year old girls from dodgy town clubs because they think they are cool, even though they got their car on higher purchase.
2. females who are skinny and blonde and have some sugardaddy hubby, who recently persuaded him to buy her a bavarian to replace her rotting barried up vauxhall nova.
3. older guys who have more brains than to go spend their money on something cool, like a DB7.
bavarian made wank cars are typically seen either tailgating some car down some urban road, or driving in the fast lane of the motorway when no other cars are about. always spare a moment for bavarian made wanks in the hard shoulder on the motorway, by honking your horn and pointing and laughing at them.
by meh1 September 15, 2005
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by seraphia December 31, 2007
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1-Don't use turn signals
2-Tailgate
3-Flip the bird
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1-Don't use turn signals
2-Tailgate
3-Flip the bird
4-Are superior than everybody else on the road!
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