When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.
by jdrummerb December 13, 2014
Get the Musical Blue Ballsmug. Me: damn shawty I wanna taste your pussy so bad
Her: then pull up daddy you got me wetter than Niagara Falls
Me: fuck you got me so hard what are you wearing
*16 hours later*
Her: good morning I fell asleep :)
Me: bitch you gave me cyber blue balls!
Her: then pull up daddy you got me wetter than Niagara Falls
Me: fuck you got me so hard what are you wearing
*16 hours later*
Her: good morning I fell asleep :)
Me: bitch you gave me cyber blue balls!
by SXNNY July 9, 2020
Get the Cyber Blue Ballsmug. The extreme mental and sometimes emotional frustration that comes from trying to reason with someone who is not using rationality to drive their decisions (e.g. religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc.)
John: Hey have you heard about this documentary called "Plandemic" - it's about how THEY created the coronavirus in order to enslave us with a vaccine that everyone "has to take".
Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?
John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!
Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.
Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?
John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!
Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.
by weyus May 7, 2020
Get the rational blue ballsmug. by AtomicLegend February 19, 2020
Get the kelly blue balledmug. when you either a. talk about food and tease your appetite and it causes severe hunger OR b. when you have a small snack or appetizer that causes the black hole that is your stomach to open into an abyss. Always leads to a big food gorge, and then later a food coma.
"wow I just ate a handful of Cheetos and blue balled my stomach, now I am starving "
*looks at food porn "fuck now I have a blue balled stomach"
*looks at food porn "fuck now I have a blue balled stomach"
by the original tmb May 7, 2018
Get the blue balled stomachmug. When you are just about to rent some equipment to a customer and after you have everything prepped they cancel the order leaving you hanging with no finish!!!
by Tmaxx530 September 28, 2023
Get the rental blue ballsmug. When you have consumed excessive amounts of the finest Bolivian flake and cannot reach point of ejaculation.
by Acido303 October 8, 2022
Get the Bolivian blue ballsmug.