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Bleeding Roses

1. a term used in the place of saying "emo." 2. word most often used when in contact with either a speeding vehicle or a terrible grade(s) obtained in a test, an exam, etc. Also see: Jennifer, Jenniduck, Jenital.
As fast as that car was going it had me bleeding roses!

Dan: What'd you get on your final? Jennifer: Got one good grade, the rest were bleeding roses :(.
by Jwayne9 August 24, 2009
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bleeded

Put on your seatbelt or you’ll get bleeded.
by Terry Bad Ice October 8, 2017
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bleeding piss

when someone keeps telling you lies, spewing bullshit
“I thought Bob said you weren’t coming to the party tonight?”
“Oh Bob? Nah, he’s just bleeding piss”
by Bleedingpisspeter May 30, 2018
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Bleeding Sweat

1. When you are sweating so dang much it's like when Jesus bled from every
2. When a person get so dehydrated they get a major nosebleed
1. "Dang it's so hot I swear I'm bleeding sweat"
2. "Bro! You need a lot of water, you're bleeding sweat!!"
by CCCCCCCCCyrusss September 20, 2018
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Beedaiz12

Usually a black person but a little bit annoying. He is irrelevant and doesn’t make friends. However he is very rich and shouts his friends. He doesn’t have clout
Beedaiz12 is shouting his friend today!
by Birdyyy is gay November 18, 2018
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bleed the matrix

A slang phrase originating in Britain that’s roughly equivalent to the American phrases ‘reinvent the wheel,’ ‘think outside the box,’ or ‘push the boundaries.’

To better understand the term, it’s helpful to think of a mathematical matrix, which consists of a bounded series of numbers, arranged in rows and columns, that forms a rectangle.

To have blood running down such an orderly series would imply that someone has imposed chaos or disorder onto something that was once orderly.
Look man, I’m not trying to bleed the matrix or anything. I just don’t think they should charge me a fookin’ quid to use a public restroom in the tube.
by timr211 November 16, 2019
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Bleed

To succumb mentally and react from a verbal attack, especially in the workplace. Showing your weakness to everyone who will jump in and rip you apart some more. Never bleed in a pool of sharks.
Oh man we were just ripping him in out there, did you see him bleeding?! Now the whole crew is onto him!
by Blrmaker December 4, 2020
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