bird

adj. Used to establish that a joke has been killed. Usually in repetitive succession to suggest that several people are repeating variations of the identical joke right after one another, thereby rendering the joke lame.

"what if you named your kid Sticker?"
"haha yeah, and your last name was Pot..."
"It's like, for roll call : Pot, Sticker?"
"and when you go to the sandylion sticker outlet it would be so confusing because you'd be like I love this sticker! no, not you Sticker."
" haha when you went on hikes you couldn't ask for a walking sticker because Sticker would respond."
"it's like, every time you went to a Stix concert, Sticker would think you were saying their nickname, Sticks..."
"BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD"

by Fanra April 11, 2008

birding

1. The act of eating seeds or other foods that avain species would be seen eating, especially sunflower seeds.

2. Slowly eating seeds, one at a time, picking open the shells and leaving them in a messy pile.

3. Any act that resumes behavior of an avain species.

1. There was Alan, birding at his desk again.

2. Due to all of the birding that went on last night, there are shells everywhere that need to be cleaned up.

by JonnyCase September 8, 2008

bird

females who may act ike a bird generally because they travel in a flock and talk while bobbling their heads.

them birds is wack i need me a lady!

by Poseidon Man December 19, 2008

bird

penis and/or testicles

John fell asleep on my couch, so I whipped my bird out and rubbed it all over his face before I woke him up.

by dcs5 August 1, 2005

bird

Charlie Parker

Bird is the greatest saxophonist who ever lived.

by European October 29, 2003

bird

slang for girlfriend. Used in ireland a lot.

"Mark.. Is that your bird? She's quite nice" ;)

by Cully April 1, 2003

bird

a fine lady that gets a dude hard straight away

dude, check that bird, where the fucks the toilet

by God#28 April 12, 2004