Cade Baker

A "Cade Baker" is a person that you secretly make tons of hilarious inside jokes about, but you never tell him about them. So instead you point and laugh at him, and run when he starts comming to get you.

Cade Baker has done nothing wrong but yet is still tortured by 2 random kids.

by RottenTuna October 27, 2021

Ball-Baker

When the heat from a silent fart surrounds your balls while you're sitting down.

Dude... that fart was insane! What a ball-baker.

by Umbri October 7, 2010

Baker Small

When Karma takes a shit on your head.

I was gobbling off like a price when Bam! Baker Small.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 15, 2016

master baker

a baker or pastry chef that masturbates

bob: wow, that guy is masturbating into a donut

cindy lou: he must be a master baker

bob: masturbater?

cindy lou: no, a master baker

llama: baaa!!!

by kiki maleki October 8, 2011

Baker University

Oldest University in Kansas, has several schools, including Undergrad, Nursing, and Education. Extremly expensive but gives out amazing scholarships.

Beat KU in first football game played in KS.

"You went to Baker University? Damn, daddy had money"

by MM'S August 20, 2008

baker mary

Police code for "black male". From the police phonetic alphabet representation of the letters "B" and "M".

Car 54 to dispatch: hold me out with a group of about five baker mary's smoking CDS on the corner of Northern and Druid.

by 6'7" December 14, 2008

Angie Baker

Fish
And

Stank

She lokey EMO asf..

Angie baker-Someone who goes to a school and smell like fish and stank.. She a flat pancake..

by Light house number 1@gmail September 19, 2019