A girl who can almost always be found at Panera Bread. She may also talk about wanting to go to Panera often, even though no one else wants to go with her. Often dressed in white-girl attire, and she is guaranteed to post a picture of her food on her Snap story. Similar to a Starbucks Slut.
Fuckboy: Aye I heard Marissa is at Panera and wants people to meet her, should we go?
Fuckboy #2: Nah fam, she's just a Panera Broad.
Fuckboy #2: Nah fam, she's just a Panera Broad.
by justyouraveragedude March 6, 2017
Get the Panera Broad mug.How a male chauvinist claims to be in his general thinking regarding female-human-related matters, but in reality he either is "only interested in one thing" (i.e., he constantly "has broads on his mind") and/or views da fairer gender as merely annoying wider-hipped versions of himself.
Da Pentagon is full of arrogant gender-prejudiced stuffed-shirt officials who so-strongly favor a male-dominated military dat they cannot even show basic common sense when communicated with in certain ways; a prime example would be when General Halftrack asked to be transferred overseas --- "I asked them to send me abroad" --- but da arrogant "Washington windbags" were so "broad-minded" dat they misunderstandingly assumed dat he'd meant dat he merely wanted a female officer added to da ranks at Camp Swampy, and so said bumbling alcoholic lifer not only remained "stuck in da States", but he has also ended up being additionally burdened wif a huge lumbering feminist who consistently "pulls rank" and otherwise gives him and all da other male officers da same disapproving push-back dat his shrewish wife always has.
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Get the broad oak mug.Knockaround Broad never a Gumad never a side chick, she's one of the guys, her respect was earned, she puts in work, drop-dead gorgeous. Hardest chick to wife.
Tall Paulie: Mr Cuda talk to me Sara E's people put in some work in the '80s for the wrong team. Few got that perm retirement from this thing of ours.
Mr Cuda: Let me guess she is drop-dead gorgeous won't take a cent from you or a favor, (whispers) like her mom. The future is a gift. You're happy. It's unusual finding a Knockaround Broad they are a dying breed. Her respect was earned, she has and will put in work. Paulie, I practically raised you. I'll vouch for you. You've got my blessing.
Big Al Rhatelli: Paulie, what are you stupid you thought Knockaround broad was an OJ Simpson thing. We don't do that respect your wife it's like a commandment.
Mr Cuda: Let me guess she is drop-dead gorgeous won't take a cent from you or a favor, (whispers) like her mom. The future is a gift. You're happy. It's unusual finding a Knockaround Broad they are a dying breed. Her respect was earned, she has and will put in work. Paulie, I practically raised you. I'll vouch for you. You've got my blessing.
Big Al Rhatelli: Paulie, what are you stupid you thought Knockaround broad was an OJ Simpson thing. We don't do that respect your wife it's like a commandment.
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