Baldered

To be "Baldered" or "Balderized" often referred to when being saddled with something useless and detrimental to the job at hand. It refers back to the traditional old English punishment wherein a person was forced to perfom their daily work whilst having the village idiot supported on their back. The idiot was called a "Baldery" and it would hinder and generally talk nonsense to the "Baldered" person for the entire punishment.

Oh my god this idiot is Baldering the hell out of me!

I am so Baldered.

by EvilMonkey666 November 7, 2010

over the shoulder boulder holder

sex position act including a man and a woman.

When you're doing it doggy in the poop shoot and your arm is over her shoulder holding that boulder.

by Marc February 16, 2005

Boulder Build-Up

Boulder Build-Up is when someone (usually over weight men and women) have dirt and sweat build up under or between cracks in there body from limited exersise and movement. Normally occurs under your arms, between your legs, under your flab (fat) or in more sever cases just in open areas. This dirt build up sometimes falls out in large chunks often named Boulder Build-Up.

Bob: "Oh gee i really need to go to the toilet"
Bob: (mind) ill just lif up my fat and do my buisness.
Bob: "OMG, what is that stuff"
Bob: "I think i have Boulder Build-Up!!!"

by nicholas patrick October 13, 2007

Bouldering

What gay ass nature faggots call climbing.

Hey bro, you wanna go bouldering in Mother Nature later and then fuck each other in the ass?

by jackedmegacock47 January 29, 2019

Bouldering

Eating out a woman with untreated genital warts.

Tommy decided he wanted to go bouldering with Susie.

by WhoElseButKels November 24, 2015

Boulderdash

To get out quick; sharpish

Yo kid we bout to boulderdash

by Hot Nikkels November 13, 2009

Bouldtred

bouldtred

(adjective) /bohld-tred/

Definition:
When your eyes spin around uncontrollably—like after getting dizzy, seeing something shocking, or feeling overwhelmed. Comes from bould (like a boulder, for round eyes) and tred (like a treadmill, for constant movement)

Example 1:
“Bro, that ride had me straight up bouldtred.”

Example 2:
“She hit me with that stare so hard my eyes went bouldtred.

by quackin July 9, 2025