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crunch fitness boulder

Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
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Boulder punching asshole

1. Chris Redfield in the latest release of the Resident Evil/Biohazard series Resident Evil Village.
2. Someone Karl Heisenberg wants to murder.
Karl Heisenberg after his factory is blown up during his boss battle: "I'm going to murder that boulder punching asshole."
by Idkdudejustgowithit September 1, 2023
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Boulder Jones

RACISM-Boulder Jones
by SuckleNuts October 4, 2023
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Snow boulder

When you wait a week to cum and take pills for more seamen. You let our a huge load on her face. Then proceed to lick it off and kiss her.

You: you like to snow ball
Her: babe that was a snow Boulder
Baby I been wanting to snowball you.
Well get ready cause I'm a give you a snow boulder
by Wavylife May 29, 2022
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boulder ball

oh shit i got my Boulder ball cut out last week it hurts like a bitch, have you got any tramadol on ya?
by oldmategarry January 26, 2022
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Boulder Boobies

Boobies so hard it could crush a human
"Daniel has some might boulder boobies!"
"Yeah I could tell with half of your face gone... "
by Surfmad February 6, 2022
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Boulder Boobies

When a person boobs are so stone hard it could crush anything
"Hey, Daniel has some mighty BOULDER BOOBIES"
"Yeah.. I could tell with half of your face gone... "
by Surfmad February 6, 2022
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