Husband Bouldering

When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.

"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."

by mothy123 April 13, 2025

boulder creek swag

The act of walking like there is a Bloomin' Onion hidden/smuggled in your pants.

How ironic that Damin just left Boulder Creek with his grandpa and now has boulder creek swag

by bouldercreekfan1 March 30, 2011

Mossy Boulders

One’s hairy nuts that are in desperate need of a lineup.

1.Damn bro… I got myself some Mossy Boulders
2. OMG… Did you hear Jake has some Mossy Boulders?!?

by TSM_NuttSacc September 18, 2021

Shoulder Boulders

Breast the things on women's chest I will never be able to touch :( other names

Tits, knockers, double D's
Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies
Boobs, melons, jubblies
Chesticles, mammaries
Milk jugs, big breasts
Shoulder boulders on your chest

Guy sees girl walking by

Guy: *Whistles* look at those shoulder boulders!
Guy 2 : Come on man be respectful call them double D's

Guy 1 nods

by ANKI_starboy January 6, 2025

Boulder Butt

A woman with an ass that looks like to big boulders, cause of all the demples

Man that woman got a Boulder Butt

by LoveBunny1 January 13, 2014

Bouldered

when stoned just isn't enough

1) John Lennon and Paul McCartney must have been bouldered when they wrote 'Come Together'

by Psycho Violet November 1, 2013

Swamp ‘n a boulder

When a girl curls up so there is a divit made in her stomach and the boy jizzes in it enough to make a pool or swamp.

My girl is asking to do a swamp ‘n a boulder tonight. It’s weird dating girls from Florida.

by SWAMMMPYIE January 23, 2018