Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022
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Beading

To cheat at a game, especially at chess, especially with vibrating anal beads.
The champion lost to a 19 year old with the black pieces? I'm pretty sure he was beading.
by BBrokenG October 2, 2022
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bustin' beads

Oh my goodness, it's so hot outside I immediately started bustin' beads !
by tsmizzleee321 June 4, 2011
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Explosive Anal Bead

A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.
Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!
by Blobino fan December 13, 2022
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Bead

Short for Anal bead it’s a rather unpleasant but useful insult to those you detest
by Chesterberg123 July 23, 2019
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bead

see thot, hoe, piece, biddy
"that girl was so drunk and stupid last night"
"yeah man, what a bead"
by Officer.falcon January 11, 2019
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