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Explosive Anal Bead

A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.
Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!
by Blobino fan December 13, 2022
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circul beads

Have you heard of circul beads?
Yeah, I've heard of Fork
by TealBubbleTea November 30, 2021
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anal bead

something you stick in your anal (ass) with round balls attached to it.
her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
him: Not right now just use the anal beads.
by daisoanal November 17, 2020
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Granny Beads

When dirt and sweat gather up in patches on your skin in little beads, more common in warm weather
After mowing the yard, Adam had a bunch of granny beads showing up on his neck.
by serene88 February 4, 2021
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Anal bead

An anal, ignorant, stupid, annoying asshole.
That guy Chris, what an anal bead.
by Fanmirrorcouch July 24, 2022
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Bead

A buddy that you have a crush on.

Origin: word mash of Bea & Buddy.

Pronounced: Bay-d or Bay-duh or…
Buddy 1: “Do you remember your Bea from last year?”

Buddy 2: “Yea, so.”

Buddy 1: “Well you are my Bead now.”
by Sleepy Creep July 2, 2022
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Need-Bead

No matter how long a string of anal beads are,...the NEED-BEAD is the very last bead that must "NOT" be inserted. The NEED-BEAD must be left out to insure retrieval of the remaining beads.
Accidently put the NEED-BEAD all the way in...Of course it got stuck, so we banged and I got it out later.
by Sick Em D October 25, 2022
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